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"hey y'all it's tayler and im here with my niece. her name is ziana and if your wondering why me and tony look like we've been through hell its cuz she beat tf out of us."

" yea y'all she's really strong i wasn't ready for that".

"shut y'all bitchasses up and lemme drive da bus"

"what did you just say?"

"i said gimme the goddamn camera uncle tayler and lemme drive da bus!"

"who lets you swear like that?"

"my momma lets me swear like that lopez"

"you did not just call me lopez"

"and I'll do it again!"

"aight y'all chill we boutta make some food"

"ya it's called cooking wit ziana!"

"ziana shut up"

"who you talking to lopez?"

"stop calling me that"

"okay phedophile"

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHH"

"im NOT a phedophile"

"so it's normal for 21 year olds to text 17 year olds"

"you know too much child"

"okay then girl I'm back hit me at root again"

*starts twerking*

"ziana quit twerking"

"i don't twerk i do my homework now lemme get back to it"

"you watch vines?"

"OOOOOHHHHH HE STEALIN HE STEALIN"

"omg she's an old soul"

"i need a bad bleep"

"addison rae"

"lil shawtyy"

"the baddest"

"and she"

"ain't got time to play"

*skip to the end*

"thank you for watching cooking with ziana i hope you dry ass no seasoning white peoole learned how to cook thank ya!"

(i know i made y'all laugh😭💀)

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