Su tart could not control himself. The overwhelming desire to try out a cart ride game was almost impossible to resist. He had heard of the awesome reviews of those games, and since he did not dare to ride a roller coaster in real life, he could make do with the virtual one!
What Su tart did not know was, you had to go a devastatingly slow speed of 100m per hour in order to complete a cart game, as going too fast would risk an accident and flying off the track.
Su tart was very excited. He kept going "vroom vroom" and was literally over the moon simply by looking at the "roller coaster". So he typed in the chat, "who want to ride ferrari with me vroom vroom". To his disappointment, he got no reply. But it was fine! He can ride solo, that'll be much more fun.
However, he realise and enormous problem. Where was the cart? Never mind about riding solo, he'll just ride with some dude. A "romantic joyride"!
He jumped into this dude's cart, and he saw an arrow pointing upwards, a middle button and an arrow pointing downwards. What were those for?
Su tart liked the look of the arrow pointing upwards. He pressed it 100000000000 times. Then he pressed the middle button. Yeah, imagine Su tart in a ferrari with an open top, yes.
He flew off the track. He became superman and flew. "YAY", Su tart was excited.
Then he cried
His internet was so bad he did not respawned. :(((((((
