BLEW PANDA CHRONICLES

Pogona

10:24am. Sunday
So the very next morning Randi pops up prepared for the day. She pours herself a glass of ice cold lemonade. She rubs her hands together in excitement and then her phone rings. She looks over misplaced her hand and knocked over the glass. So she runs over to get the paper towels and hits a wooden spoon that knocks over the pitcher of lemonade. As it shatters Randi is still running around panicking she slides into the oven and breaks the glass on the oven. Randi's mom runs down the steps as quickly and carefully as possible. All you hear is not again not again not again and she gets to the doorframe and shrieks. Raaaaaaannddiiiiiiiii looking around at all the spillage and shattered glass. She tells Randi to stand outside until she was done cleaning it up. Randi swings the door open with some aggression in turn the door bumps the table and knocks her glass on its side. Surely enough it begins to roll in slow motion. Randi proceeds to turn in slow motion and pretends to put on glasses as she walks away from the "explosion". Randi gets a call from Levi she answers " Hey Budd It's time to link up already? I have to wait until my mom cleans up my tornado of a wreck I did to the kitchen. She won't let me help her anymore. He laughs "oh no Ran you did the thing where you hit and knock over everything in sight and somehow come out unscathed". She sighs with her head down "yeah I broke the oven again she's pretty upset I'll call you guys when I'm free". Levi hangs up the phone and the rest of the crew is looking at him for an explanation. He looks up at them and chuckles softly "Guys she Murphy Law'd he kitchen again trying to get a drink or something who knows. I don't think she's going to be able to make it this time." Seymour with tears in his eyes can't even find the air to say what's so funny let alone breathe. "So you mean .... So you mean to tell me..... I can't breathe someone else I can't". Omaha sighs in disappointment "you guys know she can't help it you would be upset if it were you we're over here laughing at!". "Relax Omie Homie were just having a laugh we still love her, she's one of us" Otto says reassuringly. Omaha cuts her eyes at everyone and stops at Seymour "so you gonna get it or do I have to". Seymour kind of snarls back "who pissed in her cheerios on the wrong side of the bread". Omaha snaps her head up in disbelief "That's not even how it....nevermind pea brain". Seymour walking back to to the circle the crew is sitting in on the floor of albus. There's a new rug omaha brought from home. Levi's looking down at it trying to remember where he knows this rug from. Everybody starts the rochambeau to decide who plucks the picker. Levi and Otto pick paper Seymour and Omaha pick scissors. They win so they go again tournament style. Seymour goes with rock as he looks up from what he was sure was a winning hand to see omaha's paper. Omaha plucks the picker and it's spins and spins. It finally starts slowing down. "looks like it's gonna be me again twice in a row I'll take it" Otto rubbing his hands like birdman. It finally stops and everyone all wince in annoyance. It landed on the one and only RANDI.