Stay Stupid (Solangelo)

Happy Birthday To Kronos

Here we go again: Another Random Chapter.

Percy walked over to Will, "Isn't it uh someone's birthday or something...?"

"Yeah..."

"Whose?"

"Ask Annabeth."

Percy walked over to Annabeth who was talking to Grover, "HEY, whose birthday is today?"

"Uh Kronos.."

"Kronos?!".

"Yep."

Jason and Leo rushed over, "IT'S KRONOS'S BIRTHDAY?!"

"Yes!"

Jason, Leo and Percy walk away to a corner and discuss about life.

Nico was there wondering what in Hades was everyone talking about. Guess it's the topic now.

"Will, what's everyone talking about?"

"It's KRONOS'S birthday!"

"WTF"

"YESSS!"

Campers said, "KRONOS'S BIRTHDAY!"

Leo yelled, "LET'S CELEBRATE, CUZ I'M BOREDDDD!"

In Tartarus...
Nyx shouted, "It's Kron-Kron's birthday!"

Tartarus said, "YA, LET'S DO SOMETHING!"

Everybody be like, "CELEBRATE!"

Nico went to Hades' place, "So can we go to Tartarus pit thing and sing happy birthday?"

"Uh Nico, you do know th-" Hades said.

"Thanks BYEEE!"

Everyone from Camp jupiter and Half-Blood gathered around the pit of Tartarus.

In fact everyone from Tartarus gathered around somewhere.

"Happy Birthday to Kronos

Happy Birthday to Kronos

It was a normal day at noon

When everyone killed you

So you died cause you lag

It was all hashtags

There was a glitch in you body

So you took one without sorry

You should have turned back the time

But knowing you'd still have to say good bye

Years later, Bob says hi

Then you realise oh wait did I die?

You started to swear because of the glitch

Then called Zeus a bitch

When corrected by roman terra

The bitch was actually Hera

Gaia said We're all in the Loony-bin

Because of our awesome sins

Then percy complained about cheetos

And about lip-bam

Then... you were all...

face palm.

A short happy birthday song to Kronos