Stay Stupid (Solangelo)

Poems

Hi. Thanks to Itchy armpit it is (From Fanfiction. Net) for this idea.Thx so much dude.

Well, Mister Genius aka Percy accidentally brought a real phone that can attack monsters. And Annabeth brought a electronic encyclopedia.

Annabeth smiled very enthusiastically, "GUYS! THIS IS ASTONISHING! I CALL IT THE ELECTROPEDIA!"

Annabeth looked at everyone like she expected them to cheer...

Everyone just stared at her in silence

Annabeth sighed, "Fine!"

Everyone just groaned, "Yeah yeah.."

"What just happened again?"

"I forgot..."

"That's the psychomedias."

"Wasn't it Nacho-tea-chocolate-da."

Percy introduced his phone to everyone, "Guys, meet... Phone McCone!"

Everyone cheered walking up to check it out.

Annabeth blinked, "I need a phone!"

Nico yelled, "PERCY PUT THE PHONE AWAY! LIKE OUT OF CAMP! FAR FAR AWAY!"

Leo titled his head still smiling, "Why?"

"This isn't monster-proof..."

Everyone took 5 seconds to process and understand the words, "Dang it..."

Percy threw the phone behind him, "I'll drown the phone!"

Frank catches the phone, "I'll go be the rocket!"

Leo grabbed the phone with his grabber arms, "I'LL BUILD A ROCKET AND BURN ITTTT!"

Jason takes the phone, "I be superman and fly up and then punch it in the sky! BOOM!"

Nico pushes the four and kicks Jason in the back, snatches the phone, "I shadow-travel to Mount Everest and leave it there. Then I come back. Take that as a yes and bye!"

10 seconds later

Will walked in, "So umm... Where is Nico."

Percy yelled, "Puppy shop."

Leo screamed, "With the Egyptian god"

Jason squeals, "Buying a T-shirt... That says Solangelo... EKKKKKK!"

Frank said, "Um"

Hazel, Piper and Annabeth just replied, "Mount Everest..."

Nico suddenly appears, "Okay, done it guys. Hopefully Will won't..." Nico looks at Will. "know..."

Will glares at him, "AHEM..."

Nico stood there frozen for 3 seconds, until he remembered the situation, "BYE!" He dashed for the door. Which strandly won't open, "STUPID DOORKNOB! OPENNN!"

Will smiles while turning back, "I locked it."

Nico sweats, "Uh okay."

Will takes a deep breath. Everyone moves backwards. Nico leaned backwards.

"INFIMARY NOW!"

Eletropedia just says, "I'm having trouble understanding you..."

Everyone jumps, "Alexa?!"

Leo blinks, "That's Alexa the AI lady."

Piper comments, "Annabeth, that's not a electropedia... It's a virtual assistant AI technology."

Annabeth sobbs "AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!"

Percy yells, "ALEXA! CAN YOU ADD BLUE COOKIES MCSHIZZLE SIZE TO MY SHOPPING LIST?"

Will dragged Nico out of the cabin to the infirmary/(prison in Nico POV).

Nico stared at Will who was reading a piece of paper.

Nico said, "Will?"

"Will?"

"WILL!"

"WILLAM SOLACEEEEEEE!"

Will finally spin around, "Hey, how is life treating you?... Oh..." He saw Nico glaring at him.

Nico grabbed the paper he was holding, "What is this?"

Will hissed, "Give it back!"

"I don't care!"

"As if I care too?"

"Then why did you want me to 'give it back'"

Will gave up holding his hands in surrender, "FINE! Just read it... Hmph. BE LIKE THAT!"

Nico read it for a while and re-read it again, "So this is basically a poem from Apollo. Sucks."

"Sorta."

Will's eyes gleamed in challenge, "How 'bout you make a poem for me?"

"No."

"YEA!"

"NOO!"

Will pouted, "So we gona break up..." However, because he was pouting too much it sounded like, "So e gowna bake upe?"

"I'll make the poem..."

After Nico made a poem for Will

Nico fustratedly sat down. Will asked, "Only like 10 seconds passed... How did you make a poem that fast?"

"JUST LET ME SAY IT!" Nico hissed.

Nico took a very deep breath,

"Roses are red

Violets are blue.

If you dare break up with me...

I will stab you."

Will blinked, "You actually thou-ohh..."

"So I'm done...OUT AND AWAY FROM THE INFIRMARY!" Nico dove out of the window breaking the glass.

Will yelled, "NICO! YOU JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW!"

Meanwhile

Austin stands there watching Will and Nico.

Austin asks, "What did I just witness...?"

Jason pops out of nowhere, "A solangelo moment."

Toodles!