𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 (Fem!reader x Shirou Ogami)

🥞♨️Wakey Wakey Ceiling Pancakey ♨️🥞

I'm not proofreading this since I'm lazy. If you see a typo, call me outtttt

You woke up in your bed with a pounding headache. Stumbling to the kitchen, you made a cup of coffee, threw yourself in a chair, and downed the whole thing. Sighing, you looked around. I wonder where Shirou went... Then yesterday's memories came flooding back. Not the actual memories themselves, but Shirou lying with you, hugging you, comforting you as you bawled your eyes out. Blushing, you slammed your head on the kitchen table with a BANG! Shirou watched, amused, from the corner of the kitchen. You got up and trotted around, making pancakes since Melissa and Gem weren't home. Shirou walked in as you flipped a pancake, smirking as it stuck to the ceiling when you jumped. "H-hey!" You avoided his eyes as he walked closer. Bending down slightly, he stared at you until you made eye contact. You looked at each other for a little, before he placed a warm hand on your head. "It's ok to show weakness around me."
"What are you talking about?I'm not weak, I'm a legit snacc."
"I know you're just deflecting by talking about how hot you are."
"I'm sorry, I can't see your argument past the glow of my beauty."
He sighed and turned to leave. "Hey wait," you grabbed his arm, "thank you. I'm serious." He opened his mouth to reply, but at that moment, the half cooked ceiling pancake decided to let go. It landed with a splat on the top of his head. You tried to stifle your laughter, you really did, but in the end you were laughing so hard tears were coming out of your eyes. "Phew, anyway, I can't come on patrol today since I have a meeting... hehe... so see you later." You quickly pressed your lips against the side of his face that wasn't splattered in pancake batter, before sidestepping him and leaving. Why did I do that why did I do that why did I do that-

Just a break in the story here, if you fill the comments with fairy quotes, I'll update daily for five days~~ im talking like at least 10 or 15. ✨🌙💫🥰chair but make it electric 💗🐸🌙🌟💅 update: I've seen 12 fairy quotes and I am proud. 5 daily updates starts September the 21st, 2020. Be ready my dudes.

As you walked towards the mayor's office, you were quickly distracted by all the small shops that had opened. It was sort of like a farmer's market. You ended up pulling out Goldie and would probably regret this later. You bought small straws full of honey (if ya know,  ya know. Unless these honey straws are from one of my fever dreams ig...) and some pretty flowers from a flower stand. Buying a couple of pastries still warm from the oven, you happily walked to the city hall. Tapping lightly on the door, you walked in and presented the flowers with a flourish. The mayor smiled, delighted, and said, "Thank you for the lovely flowers, and oooooh are those croissants? But you needn't bring gifts every time you come." You grinned back at her, pulling another croissant out of your pocket. "It's just nice to see you smile!" Her face grew serious now. "Do you know why I've called you here."
"Because you wanted to see my beautiful face. Whoops it's serious time sorry. I mean, no, I don't."
"I believe that our town had recently become involved in a small drug streak. I would have Shirou take care of it, since he had more experience in these matters, but the drug is supplied by humans and I dont know how he could react. Can you investigate it? There's a folder at the front desk waiting for you if you accept this task."
"I'll do it, ma'am. Is it OK if Shirou is aware of my location, though? He said he wanted to track me when I'm on a job in case I fall into some trouble."
"That's fine, but I'd rather he not know of the human's involvement."
"Then leave it to me."

My dumbass at a not so young age thinking choir was spelled quire and that choir was actually pronounced CHOY-ur and was an object used to wring someone's neck: 👁👄👁