"Why didn't I know about this! I know you all want love in your lives but this is totally unexceptionable, Dabi! I mean, like, gayness! Hell yes! This is better than any yaoi book or manga so tell me all the deats!" He rushed unexpectedly. The unknown emotion in his eyes now clear - excitement.
"Y-you m-mean I-I'm not in trouble?" The now unhooded figure -Dabi- stuttered, nervously.
"As long as you tell me everything! Duh! Like, is he nice? What's his name? Does he top or bottom? What's his quirk? Status in society? Is he older or younger then you? Should I know of any of his relatives? When can we meet? Does he know about us? That your a villain? That your really the lost todoroki? How long have you known him? How did you meet? Has he got any weird skills or kinks? How do you get on? What does he look like? Will he like me?" The nearly fifteen year old gushed, purely ecstatic.
"Have you...you know... fucked yet? He pouts, waiting for an answer.
Somehow, they had traveled all the way to the living room, Dabi expected Kurogiri (mamagiri) had helped in this. Honestly still surprised and a little freaked out, Dabi backed towards his room and said "well I'm currently very tired, so I'm going to bed. I'll tell you about him tomorrow, Izuk." He silently hoped his boss, Izuku midoriya (dubbed Izuk by them years ago), would forget all about this by the next morning.
"At least tell me his name now!" The smaller man pleaded, impatiently at the disappearing elder.
"Keigo."

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Pretty lil psycho
FanfictionI'm not very good at these but as a warning: this won't have smut in (I can't write shit) It will swear Midorya is a sneaky bitch And todo is as lonely as anything I'd didn't do any of the art and don't own bnha (wish I did tho)