That wacky moment when ur boyfriend is Satan and u go to the beach
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Yes, my boyfriend is Satan.
We had been dating for a month when he told me. At first I laughed, and thought he was joking. But I stood corrected.
He transforms into his angelic form at the most awkward moments, but besides that we're just a normal couple.
"Hey Ryo," I ask.
"Yeah?" He responds. "Would you wanna go to the beach with Miki and friends?" "Uh sure, but you know how bad I burn." "That's because your white as shit. Can't your angel powers make it so you don't get sunburnt-" "If I could I would." Ryo said rolling his eyes.
"You're actually wearing those? I got them as a joke." I laughed at Ryo, looking at his red swimming trunks that had little chibi demon designs on them.
"Well I think they're cute." He said, grabbing my hand, and pulling me out the door.
When we arrived at the beach Miki greeted us.
She was dressed in a cute pink bikini. It was a very modest bikini, as to not show off too much. On the other hand Miko's breasts were almost popping from her's.
Ryo saw me stare at the girls a little too long, and decided to give me a swift kick to the back of my calf.
I jumped around in pain before seeing him glare at me.
I would never cheat on him. I love him, and he's literally Satan and would probably kill me if I did. But I'm allowed to admire other's beauty.
"Hey guys." Wamu said after Miki led us to the beach umbrella. "Hey man." I said plopping down in the sand .
"Hey Miki do you have any sunscreen for Ryo?" "Yeah," she said picking up a bottle from her bag. "but can't he just use some angel powers for that?"
Ryo scowled before grabbing the bottle from her hands so hard, that the lotion inside squirted out.
"The sun is a touchy subject with him." I laughed, burying my toes under the hot sand.
Then a lightbulb went off. "Wamu, Gabi, Kukun, wanna dig a big hole with me!?" I asked excitedly. The three of them just looked at each other, and then back at me.
"You're a stupid little moron...I'm in." Wamu said, before the three of them started digging with me.
"They really are something else." Miki laughed. "Yeah, that isn't my boyfriend." Ryo said in embarrassment, as he mentally facepalmed.
"How about we all play volleyball later?" Miko asked. "Yeah that'd be fun." Miki agreed. "I guess, if you guys want to eat sand." Ryo said confidently, as he finished up his third coat of sunscreen.
We had finally finished digging a deep hole, before we decided to get in the water.
"Ryo, you waited for me?" I asked as his stood on the beach looking at the water.
"I'm touched-" "No, it's just too cold." He said letting the water hit his feet.
Wamu and Miki were already in the waves, and Miko and Kukun were just then passing us.
"Come on we can't be the last couple in the water-" "I'm not going in, it's cold."
Gabi laughed at my struggle with Ryo.
"Come on stop acting like a chick, man up." He said. "I am a man." Ryo fires back. "A really feminine one. I mean looked at that perfectly sculpted pale torso-" "Shut up, I'm manly." Ryo said getting heated up. "Okay Mr. dark lord king of twinks-"
Ryo looked pissed before wings sprouted from his body. Then breasts popped from his chest, making Gabi laugh harder.
"Okay Mr. Masculine, nice rack." He laughed, before being chased ,screaming, into the water by an enraged Satan.
Luckily no one was killed in the process, and Ryo eventually cooled down. We swam around for a bit ,enjoying the nice waves, before getting out.
"Okay, Volleyball time! Who's ready to be defeated!?" Miko asked enthusiastically.
"How about...Miki, Ryo you guys can be on my team, and we can go against Akira, Wamu, and Kukun." Miko suggested. Miki and Ryo agreed in response.
"Hey, what about me?" Gabi asked. "You can be our cheerleader." Ryo said passive aggressively.
"Fine." Gabi said sitting down grumpily. "Just because I'm the only single one. I have to sit out." He complained to himself.
"Akira," Ryo said walking up to the net that separated us. "now that we are separated by this net, we are no longer dating. You are my enemy. Prepare to die." He said insanely.
Ryo loved winning. Ryo loved having his way. So even though it was a simple game of volleyball, he would get really into it.
"Right back at you!" I smirked.
"Okay, our serve." Miko said throwing the ball in the air, and serving it over.
Wamu hit it first, and Kukun crapily set it up in the air. I ran and jumped to spike it over, but the ball was quickly blocked.
"Oh Akira, you fool. You thought it would be that easy." He said to me.
"Okay, our point." Miko said before serving again.
This time my team successfully got the ball to the other side.
"Mine!" Miki shouted trying to get the ball. But when the ball hit her arms it went outside the court.
"Hell yeah, our point!" Wamu said happily high fiving me and Kukun.
"Miki." Ryo said in a dangerous voice looking at her. "Fix you platform." He said menacingly enough to make a chill run up her spine.
"I'll serve." I said volunteering.
I misserved purposefully, trying to feed Ryo's ego before I crushed him.
Ryo loved getting his way. But I loved making sure he didn't.
The game continued on intensely until the score was tied up.
Me and Ryo were definitely the most competitive.
It was my serve again, and I decided to quit my facade. I hit the ball right at their weakest player, Miki.
For some miraculous reason Miki was able to receive my serve. Miko quickly ran in and set the ball up. Ryo grinned a shit eating grin before transforming into his angelic for, and smashing the ball down.
In fear of losing their lives, Kukun and Wamu jumped out of the way as the ball hit the ground. There was a loud boom and smoke. When it cleared there was a pretty big crater in the steaming sand.
"I guess we win." Ryo smirked, before his team went wild. "Hell yeah!! We killed it. Good job Ryo." Miko congratulated him.
"Wanna play again?" Ryo asked eyeing my team. "Hell no man! You're trying to get us killed." Wamu said declining the offer.
"Yeah, this butterfly wants to live to fly another day." Kukun added.
"You weren't too bad Akira." Ryo said regrouping with me. "But I still crushed you like an ant." He said smugly.
"You gonna put the tits away or not?" I asked looking at his feminine features. "I mean I don't mind either way-" "Shut up." He said transforming back.
Yeah, we are totally a normal couple.
