Ben: I really want oreos
Beverly: omg same
Bill: I've got oreos
Bill: And Nutella
Bill: And salsa
Richie: ahaha sauce
Eddie: *what*
Richie: lmfao y'all don't knOW
Mike: idk but I want oreos real bad
now too
Richie: Salsa means sauce
Richie: so
Richie: The Sauce
Ben: ugh same mike :(
Richie: The Sauce Dance
Beverly: salsa is a dance
Beverly: WOW we galaxy brained
Eddie: salsa is nasty next question
Richie: BITCH
Ben: can y'all not rn I just want some cookies
Richie: TPU MOMSTAT SALASA IS THAT BACKBONE OF THIS NATION
Bill: Salsa is amazing excuse
Richie: BEV HSOOD ME BACK IMA K WORD A BIYCJ
Beverly: lmfaooo can't believe Eddie is gonna die
Eddie: it's like pizza sauce on meth and watered down
Richie: HOW
Richie: DRE
Richie: YOU
Eddie: i mean at least pizza sauce has sausage and like herbs and garlic
Bill: omg
Richie: YOU STAND THERE IN MY HOUSE
Richie: AMD ATTACK THE BEEY THING I STAND FOR?
Ben: I got my oreos y'all can chill now literally
Mike: can I have some
Ben: yes
Mike: sick thanks
Richie: SALSA IS THE BEST THIGN
Beverly: why is your spelling so,,, bad
Richie: Msleep drubk oaky
Eddie: *i'm
Eddie: *drunk
Richie: wow Eds congrats
Eddie: *okay
Eddie: RICHIE PL EA SE
RIchie: I think you're a little too young for that though,, I mean,, as ur step dad technically (me and ur mom are very close ;) I think you maybe shouldn't drink,
Eddie: IM GONAN FUXJFIGN K WORD YOU
Beverly: drunk people are fun
Richie: I wouldn't want to impose but,,,,, technically I think you should have dinner with the person first or like
Beverly: HDJSKSJSHSJVSHS
Eddie: I WILL F I T W
Eddie: F I T. W
Eddie: F I T E
Beverly: fite*
Richie: that's just how I would do it. Wouldn't want to change your life choices
Eddie: omzgGfFffF
Stan: I leave for FIVE MINUTES
Beverly: hahahaha
YOU ARE READING
The Losers Club GC
Fanfictiona collection of moments from my friends' GC redesigned for the losers (rated M for language) special credit to one of the people in said GC: @Minti_Mango
