Horror Stories

Cannibal Gallery 2- JAPANESE WITH A SIDE OF ONION RINGS

Why have you seen something like this before? Why does it look like a corny halloween decoration? More importantly and unnervingly, why is the portion of onion rings so gosh darn tiny? Well, first of, you probably have seen a fake version of this before on Halloween or on a low budget horror film because as kids it is instilled in us that it only appears in these places because it is 'unnatural', 'filthy' or somehow 'scary' to eat our own kind. This is definitely not true, especially because of overpopulation. There's too many humans and not enough food or resources. The most eco-friendly solution to this problem is to start eating humans, and remember, mother nature will thank you. However, there is still a tougher question to be answered. The portions of fries and onion rings are always too, too tiny, and are literally a violation of human rights. The only thing we can do is take to the streets and protest to make our voices heard. Remember, every person counts! #morefriespleaseandthankyou