Horror Stories

Cannibalism Gallery 3- Aztec Rituals

A 2020 census has determined that out of all animals, humans are the most evil and likely to eat each other. This minimalist picture makes use of simple abstract lines to present an unrealistic idea. Since this painting lacks any realism, most animals were unable to respond when asked what it depicted. It was either because they were unable or unwilling to see the horror of these simple lines, or because they were dumbfounded and struck speechless by the utter evil of it, the exceptions being a turkey, who promptly ate the copy, and a dog, who tore it up, presumably finding it too distressing to look at. However, when asked the same question, 99.3 percent of humans responded with 'cannibalism' or 'human sacrifice' in a matter-of-fact tone, showing just how indifferent they were to awful injustices of the world. This study proved in this scientific manner that humans are awful and evi. Their lack of remorse and apathy towards other species is probably the only factor that has caused this incredibly barbaric, not to mention disgusting species, to thrive.  After at first being believed to be an anonymous work by a renowned abstract painter, the real artist has stepped forward and confirmed the painting to be hers. "I made this for my history project. I was just trying to show like these, uhhh, Aztec rituals where they sacrificed humans to god or something. I don't know, I don't like really pay attention in class, y'know." states the artist. She has implied that blue lines hovering above the sacrifice represent god. This shows how humans, with their weird religions, have believed since the beginning of time that god approves of this destructive but totally human behaviour.

-Article and discovery by the reasonableists, an anti-human human cult. 

In these modern times, eating human meat is done in a secretive way, and how human flesh is reserved for only the most elite classes. This is elitist and unfair, and legalising the mass distribution of human meat is the only way to cease this injustice. This cheap human meat will also be a solution to over population and under-rescoursfulness. Fight for equality, fight the injustice, sign the petition to make human meat legal today.

P.S. If you decide to kill someone today, remember to stay safe and wear a mask! (Unless you are quarantined with your victim, of course.) And remember, we don't condone killing unless it is for said cause! Have fun! : )