tolbean: so do you ever just try to eat your own tongue?
mamakat: i-
mamakat: no?
tolbean: ive just invented the best survival strategy
mamakat: ew what does it even taste like
tolbean: it feels weird and it has no flavor
mamakat: well no shit sherlock
tolbean: try it
mamakat: uh no?
tolbean: just like
tolbean: flip your tongue back and just bite it
mamakat: ow
tolbean: i jUST WANNA SWALLOW IT WHY CANT I JUST DO THAT
mamakat: cuz it's attached to you?
tolbean: ...
tolbean: i'm suing my tongue
mamakat: i'm sorry YOURE WHAT??
tolbean: the benefits of suing my tongue are that id be able to swallow it more easily
mamakat: fair point
mamakat: counter point-
mamakat: dont do that
tolbean: i see your point good sir but cOunTeR pOinT: im hungry
mamakat: welp, cant argue with that logic
tolbean: teehee
mamakat: dumbass
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a/n: proud to say this is based on a real conversation
-norah
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