strangers

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tolbean: yo what's the address again?

mamakat: uhhh, sorry who dis?

tolbean: jsjsjsksjdgjdsjds wrong person, sorry about that

mamakat: lmao no worries.

mamakat: so did you get that address you needed?

tolbean: aww the random stranger cares, how cute

mamakat: shut up, im just trying to be nice

tolbean: how sweet

mamakat: maybe i should just block you already

tolbean: nOOOOO

mamakat: teehee loser

mamakat: i wont cuz im bored and you seem interesting

tolbean: im so flattered

mamakat: shUt

mamakat: but wanna talk for a little longer?

tolbean: sure i dont mind!!!!

mamakat: you sure seem excited

mamakat: so what's your name random stranger?

tolbean: excuse me sir i dont give my name out to people.  for all i know you could be using it to steal all of my money

mamakat: HOW THE HELL WOULD I STEAL YOUR MONEY WITH YOUR FUCKING FIRST NAME?!?!?!

tolbean: well ummmm...

tolbean: fuck idk, fine you win

mamakat: 

mamakat: 

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tolbean: ok ok i get the point. i'll tell you my name but u better tell me yours.

tolbean: im Lev Haiba.

mamakat: okie hi lev im morisuke, yaku morisuke. you can call me yaku.

tolbean: that's a cute name yaku-san!

mamakat: thanks, my mom gave it to me on my birthday

tolbean: i cringed so hard yaku-san

mamakat: yaku-san? wait why do u assume im older than you????

tolbean: you radiate such mom vibes i cant-

mamakat: WDYM MOM VIBES?  AT LEAST I DON'T ACT LIKE A FUCKING FOUR YEAR OLD

tolbean: calm yourself. deep breaths in and out

mamakat: i will bite you

tolbean: oh shit

mamakat: >:)

tolbean: hopefully this doesn't sound creepy but i wanna know what u look like.

mamakat: ngl, that's a bit creepy to ask someone you just met but ok.  

mamakat: you better send me a pic of you too tho

mamakat:

tolbean: JSGSKLKJHGFGSHJK

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tolbean: JSGSKLKJHGFGSHJK

tolbean: IM SO SORRY BUT UHHHH, I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE

makakat: DUMBASS YOU SAID YOU'D SHOW ME WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TOO

tolbean is offline

mamakat: am i really that ugly or something?

On a separate chat

tolbean: KENMA-SANNNNNNN

puddinghead: what the hell do you want lev?

tolbean: IMETTHISREALLYCUTEGUYANDOMGITHINKI'MINLOVEWITHHIMNOWWWW

puddinghead: lev all hope i ever had for you is gone.

tolbean: we don't tolerate bullying here

tolbean: please senpai help me.  you have a good relationship with kuroo-san so i thought you could help.

puddinghead: *sigh*

puddinghead: fine

puddinghead: just talk to him, and compliment him a lot.  try not too be akward about it tho. no go bother kuroo, or tora, or even fucking hinata, i dont care just leave me alone.

puddinghead is offline

tolebean: AGAKAJASF kenma-san that's meannnnnnnnnn

tolbean: i should have gone to shiratorizawa.




a/n: this is my first text fic, sorry if it sucks. my friends suggested i write about something that isnt kenma cuz i love him too much

-norah

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