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incorrect quotes ft. eien

Giran: he didnt commit any flashy crimes, but-

Dabi: am I a joke to you?

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Tomura: so let's tell each other are deepest, darkest, secrets. I'll go first. I hate you.

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Twice, pulling out a flask: you want some?

Giran: sure.

Giran, taking a sip: is this soup? What the fuck―

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Kurogiri: I can't believe none of you wished me happy fathers day!

Eien: your not my dad though.

Kurogiri, pointing at everyone else:

Eien: happy fathers day, best dad, better than all for one trash and that burning dumpster fire of a―

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Dabi, flipping off Endeavor: you're not my dad!

Shouto, joining him: skinny noodle ass lookin-

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All Might: Yagi, what's your emergency?

All Might: what do you mean your being murdered, people can't do that!

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Toga: I think you need a hug!

Spinner: what is this?

Toga: a hug.

Spinner: disgusting.

Spinner:

Spinner: do it again.

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Dabi, at the training camp: how sad, Todoroki Shouto.

Shouto: yes, it is. Now give Bakugou back before I tell mom.

Dabi: wait.

Dabi: NO DON―

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Twice: look at the sky! It's a bird!

Spinner: it's a plane!

Dabi: no, it's Bakugou.

Tomura: get him! He's escaping!

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Tomura: we offer you power and freedom from the restraints of hero society.

Bakugou: never.

Dabi: you can act, dress, say, do, not-feel, deal with emotions, and blow shit up whenever you want l, however you want, with no backlash.

Bakugou: maybe-

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Shigaraki, interviewing Dabi: so, how would you describe yourself in one word?

Dabi, with his hand on fire at Shigaraki's 'father' hand: hired.

Shigaraki: holy shit, he can do that?

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Eien: welcome to Bible study, we're all children of Jesus.

Giran, smoking:

Twice: KUMBAYA M'LORD!

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Mr. Compress: after a long day, I need a drink to take the edge off.

Eien: bleach? Potassium sulfate?

Mr. Compress, concerned: do we need to talk?

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