It's fanfics abt my friends

Kagi x Angel (im not sorry)

Connor took home the dildo he found but as he was on his way to his house, someone Naruto ran at sonic speed and snatched the dildo.

"Haha i shall add this to my collection!" The odd person said.

He ran home as fast as physically possible.

Kagi, the dildo, panicked as he didn't want to be put in this stranger's asshole. And why does he have a collection? She didn't want to find out.

They got home and the stranger left Kagi unattended. Kagi quickly switched to her human form and was about to leave before the stranger came back.

"HOLY FUCK ITS A GIRL!" He exclaimed. "Wait where the hell is my dildo? Whatever. Wanna be friends?"

Kagi was shocked. She had never had friends before so she hesitantly accepted.

"Coolio. I'm Angel and now you're my best friend."

There was n awkward moment of silence.

"Welp. Now I'm gonna pee on you." And Angel did lol.

They lived happily ever after as best friends in Canadadada.