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KaGAYama LeMoN

It was a normal day for Connor The Empress Penguin. The sun was shining in Tennessee as it does sometimes. Connor was watching Haikyuu on his phone when suddenly, he got sucked *insert lenny face* into his screen.

Connor landed in the gym place thing where Kageyama and Hinata were practicing. (bc im still in season 1 and idk the names of places. sue me) Both of the anime boys got distracted by Connor's not-so-graceful landing and turned to the rEaL bOy (Connor is ponocoyo) and Hinata got hit with the ball in his face. Connor groaned in pain from landing so hard on the floor.

"What are you doing here? Who are you?" Kageyama asked, ignoring Hinata's pained whining as from the ball hitting his face.

The white boy soon realized that there were no subtitles once he was in the anime and panicked a bit as Kageyama continued to yell at hi in Japanese.

"Why are you here? You are very thicc by the way but that's not the point here! LOOK AT THAT! NOW HINATA HAS A BLOODY NOSE BECAUSE YOU DISTRACTED US! WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE LIKE A ROCK?!?! HELP ME STOP HIS BLEEDING NOSE!!!" Kageyama shouted as he ran over to the short player.

"Don't worry. If i only believe in myself, i can stop the bleeding alone. Just like my hero-" But Hinata was cut off.

"Shut up, dork. I'm not in the mood for another one of your inspirational self speeches. Just go home or something. I don't care." Kageyama said to the boy and pushed him out of the gym.

He then turned his attention back to Connor who was internally fanboy-ing over seeing his favorite anime character right in front of him.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Kageyama asked, concerned.

Connor then got a crazy idea...

"I don't know what you're saying but you're really hot." Connor responded to the confused Japanese boy.

"Oh, so you are a cocky white boy. i see." Kageyama muttered under his breath. He walked closer to Connor.

Connor tried to continue his fake top vibe but he was slowly losing it as Kageyama crouched down in front of him. Kageyama lifted Connor's chin up with his fingers.

"Well, as a wise Asian girl once told the author, 'You should stay in your place'" He spoke lowly in Connor's ear.

Although Connor didn't understand what he was saying, he was a horny little bastard and pulled Kageyama down by his shirt and kissed him very intensely. Kageyama pined Connor to the floor and kissed him lustfully.

Connor shied away as Kageyama's top energy was fully revealed.

"Oh. Now you wanna be all submissive? What happened to you being all tough to intimidate me?" Kageyama's voice made Connor go crazy and he unconsiously rutted his hips against his thigh.

Suddenly, Kageyama felt a warm, wet substance on his thigh and looked down at Connor with confusion.

"Really? You came that fast???" Kageyama questioned, to which Connor neither confirmed nor denied.......................................................................BUT CHELSEA KNEW THE TRUTH-

you can't expect me to be serious abt this lmao