As the dozen locks clicked and the titanium door swung open to stout friends waddled out. As is their usual morning routine Target and Corn instantly waddled over to the large water basin for a long glug of water before strutting of to do a big dump in the corner of their shed. After the average awakening they quickly went to have some rotten-turtle flavored corn on their way a conversation started to arise; "So any plans today?" Target asked Corn "Nothing new, just the usual you know, practicing my opera in the morning and the daily session for Cockerel United,"
"Your still playing for them! man I don't see any reason to do anything but just relax," Target soothed "Unlike you I don't laze around on my ass an actually do something worthwhile!" Corn argued "Well I'm going to-" Target's sentence was cut off as a newspaper fell in front of them (a Times to be exact) Anyway, their argument forgotten corn flipped it onto the front page and smoothed it out while Target read "KFC are now launching a brand new scheme where they are doubling the amount of chicken sold and opening another 1,000 shops it seems they are doing this because of the recent reopening of the chicken food market, some of us may now fear for the chicken populace..."
Both smart cluckers were obviously livid "How could they do this to us! I wonder who's behind it Boris Johnson, Jeremy Kyle..." Corn spat out so angry he was nearly foaming at the mouth though Target was already thinking out plans "We have to combat them somehow, to fight back... A Rebellion! we can stir up a rebellion! imagine it Corn! every chicken in England fighting against the humans while we lead them to victory in a glittering coat of armor!" Corn was delighted with any possibility at that moment luckily, it was good one or the chickens would be the definition of utterly screwed "Target your a genius! we can call it The Feathery Rebellion or the TFR for short, come on lets get scheming!
3 days later, 1 twisted wing, 4 ruffled feathers and a damaged bank account Target and Corn created and hosted the first ever Feathery Rebellion meeting at a massive warehouse in the smack bang middle of England. Sadly, only a few hundred chickens turned up and they couldn't make any big decisions without enough chickens so they just had 3 hours of bonding, watching TV, playing games and most importantly getting everyone to swear their allegiance.
1 day later
Target and Corn were royally frustrated wait no Kingly frustrated it had been less then 24 hours since the first meeting and though it was fun they couldn't do anything! they needed more chickens! Dozens of pieces of paper littered the shed as Target and Corn tried to think of different and unique ways to get more chickens to come;
fliers? not quick enough
Rumors? too vague
walking to every chicken shed in a hundred miles radius? too much exercise (That was Corn's answer by the way)
As the two friends tried to come up with something, anything! Then as Target logged on to YouTube to clear his head Corn had one of his few brilliant ideas
"SOCIAL MEDIA!"
YOU ARE READING
A Feathery Rebellion
HumorTarget and Corn were just your average super smart chickens, until they found about KFC
