Let's talk to the story characters with our little lovely author
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Me narrating
Marinette
"Marinette is mentally exhausted. She can't even have the urge to punch Adrien in the face or break his teeth because of your lovely author."
"Who does he think he is? We are meant to be together. We are soulmates. You should focus on me. I have started to pity myself.Change my personality author I want to punch him and all the backstabbers in their faces. Long gone is the two goody shoes."
"No"
"But- But why?"
"I want to say that I can relate to you but I can't cause only you have a stalker babe."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Don't worry you will get a happy ending because I don't like angst but some salt can't hurt can it?"
"Why so much suffering?"
"You are my favorite character."
"What type of reason is that?"
"Your suffering should be equal to what you gain so the more you suffer the more you gain. You know there should be balance in the world."
"So the more people hate me the more love I get?"
"I suppose so."
"I am ready for all the suffering u throw at me."
"Then get ready to reject the horribly obsessive Adrien ."
"I do it everyday what can be different this time?"
"So you're challenging me huh?"
"Me, no I'm not-"
"Challenge accepted. You will have to reject him in front of everyone or you have to be his lovely wife and then u will have to sing a song 'Oh Mrs. Adrien'"
"But-"
"No buts"
"Next"
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Damian
Your lovely author
"You are the reason I am suffering. I am so alone. Why can't you stick to the original story. You made everyone go to a deep sleep. Made me a bird. I can't even pick a Katana. The enchantress gave the beast 21 years and you gave me just 3 years what the hell?"
"BLABLABLABLA Bla you whine too much"
"I wasn't finished yet. You made the curse in which we all will die if I didn't fall in love in three years-"
"Stop whining. You should have patience."
"NO-"
"I said patience r u even listening to me she is on her way. Don't worry I'll give you hands free with your family. There. Happy."
"I-"
"So demanding. Next."
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{Batfam}
{Sweet Lil' Innocent me}
"Why are we dolls?"
"I dunno. I felt like making you dolls."
"Why is Alfred a dusting broom and not a chef's hat."
"......................"
"Why the hell did I not make you big rocks? What type of question was that?"
"When will we get up."
"You didn't hear Tikki? When Damiboo will fall in love of course."
"Damiboo?
"Heh DO tell Damian I said that he will hate the name. Lila gave it to him."
"When is he going to fall in love?"
"............................."
"Get out"
"What"
"GET OUT U nosy detectives. I will not tell all the story to readers just because of your nosiness. Just wait and see all of you."
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"I just felt like writing garbage."
"Please don't kill me"
Love,
Jasmehraj
[Maniacal laughing]
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The Beauty and her Bird (Unedited)
FanfictionA blunt and rude prince cursed to live as a bird beast(beast bird?) and a beauty trying to save her father. Will the prince be able to reverse his deeds? Will the beauty help him and his family? Read and find out. (AKA a daminette story crossover...
