Kat: *talking to reader* today I will ask the contestants who they like the most and dislike the most, and I will rate their answers 1/10. 1 being lowest. 10 being highest. Blah blah blah so like if o agree with them most then they're stay. I felt like this cause I couldn't think of anything else. Also sadly, Serena won't be joining us today she is busy ;-; OKI GOD I HATE LONG PARAGRAPHS
*luna walks in and sits in the chair across from me*
Kat: hi Luna
Luna: hello
Kat: who, out of the contestants remaining do you like the most?
Luna: oh I like everyone.
Kat: okaaay but like who do you like the most?
Luna: no one. I like everyone equally.
Kat: alriiight is there anyone in particular you don't like?
Luna: no. I like everyone.
Kat: ok thank you Luna you can leave now.
Luna: ok bye *leaves*
Kat: I mean she didn't answer the question but she had a kind heart so 8.5/10. Alright next is...Harry...Potter..
Harry: *bursts through the door * IM HARRY PO-
Kat: SIT DOWN!!!
Harry: *sits in chair*
Kat: ok harry our of the remaining contestants who do you dislike the most?
Harry: SNAPE!!
Kat: *contains anger* ok and who out of the remaining contestants do you like the most?
Harry: draco! Wait- I uh I mean Luna! Wait no uh-
Kat: you miss Draco don't you?
Harry: *starts bawling*
Kat: security!
*harry gets escorted out*
Kat: 3/10 all points are potty points. Next is Blaise Zabini.
Blaise: *walks in a sits in chair*
Kat: hi
Blaise: °-°
Kat:...Bitch stop lookin' at me with those Beeeeety ass eyes! Now who's your favorite contestant blah blah blah.
Blaise: Harry
Kat: hold up what?!
Blaise: yeah
Kat: Aight and dislike?
Blaise: Draco.
Kat: bruh I thought you and Draco where friends?!
Blaise: no he's just been super moody since he broke up with Harry. It's gotten so annoying.
Kat: Mmkay now leave
Blaise: *leaves*
Kat: -10/10 ITS MY JOB TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT DRARRY!! NOT HIM! Ok next is Draco Malfoy.
Draco: *struts into the room and sits in the chair *
Kat: you already know the question blah blah blah
Draco: oh yeah I heard the others talking about it and i think that this is a weird contest cause how are you supposed to Win and-
Kat: ENOUGH! Just answer the questions.
Draco: I dislike Harry the most and I like Blaise the most. Blaise is my best frien UwU
Kat: 👁👄👁
Kat: P o t a t o
Draco: what?
Kat: um you should probably leave.
Draco: *vanishes into thin air with a fart sound effect*
Kat: ok I can tell he's lying about Harry and he clearly doesn't know what Blaise thinks about him to 6/10. I just feel bad for the guy. Next is SEBRUS SNEP! Aight, who misspelled Severus Snape on the card?!
Random dude: *runs away*
Kat: that's what I thought. Ok Severus Snape.
Severus: *walks in and sits next to me*
Kat: I take it you know the questions?
Severus: no.
Kat: oh ok well who out of the remaining contestants do you dislike the most?
Severus: Potter.
Kat: of course it's Harry Potter- FUCK
Harry: *bursts in through the door again* IM HARRY POTTER!!!
Kat: YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD!!
Harry: *backs away slowly*
Kat: ok and out of the remaining contestants do you like the most?
*super science*
*i meant silence*
Kat: *blinks*
Severus: Dumbledore.
Kat: Oki byeee
Severus: *walks out*
Kat: 10/10 Perfect! Next is Albus some other names Dumbledore.
Dumbledore:*walks in with his classic Patrick Star shorts and fish nets on and sits in the chair*
Kat: you know the questi-
Dumbledore: I dislike Voldy-uh Voldemort and I like Harry Potter.
Harry: *bursts through the door* IM HARRY-
Kat: *shoots him in the head with a shotgun* I warned him. He will be brought back later tho. And Dumbledore, are you sure you dislike Voldemort?
Dumbledore: yes. *fights back tears while walking out*
Kat: 5/10 idk why just 5/10. And last but not least Voldemort!
Voldemort: *walks in wearing A Sophia the first costume and sits in the chair*
Kat: so Voldy, who do you like and dislike most out of the remaining contestants?
Voldemort: I still dislike Potter, and l'll admit it....I love Dumbledore...still
Dumbledore: *bursts through the door all exited* YOU DO?!?! *calms down and leans agains the wall* I mean you-you do?
Voldemort: yeah 👉🏻👈🏻
Kat: *girly screech* you two go on and make up.
*they leave the room*
Kat: 9/10
*"a few minutes later" (I think you know how to read that statement 😤)*
Kat: EVERYONE BACK INTO THE ROOM!!
*everyone walks back in*
Kat: the two that will be eliminated today are Blaise Zabini and....HARRY POTTER!!
Harry: OH YEAH I'M HARRY PO-Wait wut ;-;
Kat: yeah sorry Harry *cough cough* not sorry *cough
Harry: BUT IM HARRY POTTER YOU CANT DO THAT IM THE CHOSEN ONE YOU CANT GET RID OF ME I ROCK IM HARRY POTTER *keeps going on about how "great" he is*
Kat: Oki bye next week is a fashion contest and you have to make your own outfit NO STORE BOUGHT ONES! Also Serena will be here next week.
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