Ok, Olivia. I have no fking clue what happens in this but u give me shit, so here's urs hehe:)
One day Olivia was playing papa's suhiria on her crusty dusty hp computer when her mum burst into her room looking like that physco bitch with the coffee from harry potter. "Ugh ur such a bad child, what even is ur name," she said. "I like the kids in ur class better than u, I give them lollies and donuts." then she stormed out. 😗✌️.
The italics are ur thoughts!
Omg, I wish somebody would just understand me for once, I'm just too quirky and alternative for her. I'm gonna run away!
So Olivia packed her stuff and hauled her fat ass downstairs. Just as she was about to open the door, the physco bitch was back. "oh how did u know, I've sold u too some sketchy dude he's outside" so she went outside only to find a white van.
dude wtf, this is sketchy, im getting 365 days vibes.
The self absorbed bitch was interupted by some dodgey ass looking dude with messy bed hair and terrible eyeliner. wow i really thought u would have better taste olivia, he looks like his body count is 36. not how many people he has fked, how many people he has killed gees! "Get in my van u dirty little rat" he yelled.
o scary o shiver me timbers! fuk my life, who tf is he
Olivia came closer to the van only to find it was daddy rodrick. The only man she has ever and will ever simp over. omg, she saw his face and almost died of heat stroke 🥵 so fkn seggsy. SIIIIIIIKE!
Bitch u have no clue how hard it is to be funny, u better enjoy this, it took me like a whole 20 mins to write <3
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Fiksi PenggemarTbh I've never read or seen any of the diary of a wimpy kid movies or books so this is gonna be wack. But Olivia did it to me so I'm getting her back. if ur not Olivia b, ignore this, she is a titty bitch ugly ass whore and apparently the only man s...
