Somin: I'm so cold.
Minho: Okay Love, here's a blanket, some hot chocolate and heating pads. Oh I better give you my jacket. Do you need anything else?
Jisung: I'm cold
Minho: Do you want me to light you on fire or something?
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At Church:
Felix: "PRAISE THE MOTHER TRUCKING LORD!" *takes over choir like the musical prodigy he is*
I.N.: Starts to screech for no apparent reason.
Chan: Sleeps through the WHOLE Service
Minho: "THIS IS MY JAM!" Starts running around the church dancing with the music while ripping his shirt off.
Jisung: Me too Hehehehehehheh.
JYP: SIT THE FUCK DOWN MINHO PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON. CHAN WAKE UP! FELIX... you're okay keep singing sweetie. JEONGIN COME TAKE SOMIN. *hands Jeongin Somin before standing up* CAN WE JUST BE A NORMAL FAMILY?
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[Police Sirens Sound]
Seungmin: Somin they found us.
Somin: Oh no! NOT AGAIN!
Chan, from the bathroom: For the last gosh darn time they aren't looking for you. If anything they will be looking for me if you dont STOP!
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Hyunjin: I love you so much baby! Let's go shopping!
Changbin: You will never do anything wrong ever.
Han: You are my angel!
Felix: Love, get it. You have a gorgeous voice.
Chan: Oh my sweet Child.*Kisses her all over her face*
Minho: If you ever leave me and my cats are going to go mad!
I.N.: I KID YOU NOT YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND YOU HELP ME WITH EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE!
Seungmin: You tried to help us at least. That's what matters!
Somin: You guys are scaring me with your random compliments.
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Chan: If Stay is my baby girls, does that mean I'm your... Daddy?
Somin: *Spits out her tea* Oh shit! Here come the fanfics.
Felix: Does... Does he know this is a live broadcast. * takes her cup, sips the tea*
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Somin: You call yourself my friend. Well where were you when my meme only had 3 likes?
Felix: Making 3 accounts bro.
Somin: Bro
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Somin: Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the prettiest one of them all?
Mirror: You
Somin: Wrong its Hyunjin try again.
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¤♡Stray Kids Baby♡¤
FanfictionJust a whole bunch of shorts for if Stray Kids had a girl. Story Line as well. Please enjoy as I make this book during quarantine. Updates happen pretty often. I do not own anything except the story line. Top Ratings: #1: stz #1: femalemember
