The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical but Google Translated

Asylum Day (The Day I Got Expelled)

[Luke]The gods are real

Like Greek gods

[Anabeth]Like what you learned

But he paid no attention

[Luke and Anabeth]Well, they don't even pay attention to you

[everything]Especially if you are their child

[Grover]Gods have godly things

[Grover and Sirena]A godly place you must see

[Starling]

A godly plan they must make

Not included

I

[everything]Yes, the gods are real

And they have children

And those kids

problem

problem

[boy]Daddy doesn't love me

And mom is god

[Girls]Mom can't protect me

And Daddy is a god

[everything]Mom is too busy

And Daddy's too busy

Busy, Busy, Busy, Busy God. Yes

You're not listening to me

You never hear

You're not listening to me

I have not heard

You never hear

Now you will hear

Then you hear our version of the story

When you hear us

Take a look at PERCY!

[PERCY (sing)]I didn't want to be half blood

I didn't want to be a hero seeking praise

Frightened half-blood

It mainly kills you in a very nasty way

I didn't want to disturb you

I'm not a gamer, I play more

And honestly, it's okay

If you can move to the next grade, the next grade

Those weren't dirty socks or father-in-law

It was dangerous to sniff

The day everything collapsed

A day in exile

(Spoke)Maybe you don't know what a half-blood is because your life is normal

Happy and not always in danger, but my life ...? Hanf, let's set the stage

(sing)We were on this bizarre field trip (ENSEMBLE: Freaky trip)

This story should begin (ENSEMBLE: Ooooh)

[everything]

We spoke ancient Greek

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York

[PERCY]We stopped at every monument

And I found out about the gods

Mr. Bruner and me, Mrs. Doz