[Mr. RE]Oh you are alive
I think it's good news
But that means a lot of paperwork for me
So don't expect me to be happy to meet you
Of course, living is temporary
(talked)So, if I quit and play Pinochle for a few hours, things might get better.
For me. Not for you. You will be dead
[PERCY]Where am I?
[Mr. RE]magnificent! You are not informed
This is beyond my salary range
Say well
I can't get a salary
(talked)Someone will find Professor Heina Breath and tell him that Peter Johnson is up
So you should drop it here!
[PERCY]This is Percy Jackson
[Mr. D (voice)]anything!
(sing)Just a terrible day
In the camp half blood
If all is worst
Just a terrible day
When you rule
It seems you are cursed
(talked)Well, technically I was cursed. Get hooked in the woods with Zeus' favorite forest fairy.
And you're stuck on running a summer camp for the gang of poor heroes.
[PERCY]Mixed race?
[Mr. D (voice)]Yes, half of God and half of death. Anyone watching an orientation movie?
[PERCY]Did you say half a god?
[MR D (voice)]Yes. And I almost care
Who's next? Sirena Boregard!
[Crying Sirena]
She is crying
[Sirena (voice)]Charlie Beckendorf and I were walking in a strawberry field and holding hands
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The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical but Google Translated
HumorI like this musical and I like to put things through Google Translate. Enjoy this disaster of mythological proportions!