The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical but Google Translated

D.O.A.

[CHARON]I've seen a lot of people over the years

From heroes to half-blood with pitiful tears

Think that they will save their loved ones

From down

[ensemble]Ah! Oh no!

[CHARON]I think they are getting off on an easy trip

[James Brown]But it doesn't work that way!

[CHARON]So kids

Here are some tips

You are not out of the house

We're obsessed, we can't let go

[ensemble]Oh no! Oh no!

[CHARON]Here you are D.O.A.

And you will stay here

Yes, you will be stuck forever

Do not run away

There is no hope of survival

You are dead on arrival!

(Spoke)What do you think about my song

[Anabeth (voice)]It is wonderful.

[Percy]Was that James Brown?

[CHARON (spoke)]There are great people here! Mozart, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain.

Who do you want to ask?

[GROVER (voice)]ABOUT! Is Josh Groban there?

[CHARON (spoke)]Hmm. we will. Ultimately.

(sing)I donate the soul of a newly deceased person

It was a sweet ride, freshly rented!

And when the dead complain, I just do

Raise the stereo level

[ensemble]Sailing, sailing

[Janis Joplin]Kick across the River Styx

[Kurt Cobain]Don't do this as it is a permanent journey

[Mozart]Gentlemen and women, Hades is running the show

[CHARON (spoke)](Laughter) Oh, it's the Vienna Boys' Choir.

They crashed the bus, singing the Vatican.

[GROVER (voice)]They are children.

[CHARON (spoke)]They are lucky! Now their voice will never change.

[Vienna Boys Choir]Ein, Zwei, Dray

Here you are D.O.A.

And you will stay here

Yes, you will be stuck forever

Do not run away

There is no hope of survival

[CHARON (spoke)]You're Dead!

Who has two turntables and three sick heads? Everyone quits for Cerberus DJs!

[ensemble]D.O.A.

D.O.A.

[CHARON]Here you are D.O.A.

And you will stay here

Yes, you will be stuck forever

Do not run away

There is no hope of survival

You are dead on arrival!

Death on arrival

[(ENSEMBLE)] [CHARON](I can't understand it, I can't) Yes!

(You're D.O.A now, so you can't escape)

(I can't get it, I can't)

(D.O.A., D.O.A.) I'm not going to spare anything important

(I can't get it, I can't)

(You're D.O.A now, so you can't escape)

(I can't get it, I can't)

(D.O.A.) You are not going to protect your friends

(I can't get it, I can't)

(You're D.O.A now, so you can't escape)

(I can't get it, I can't)

(D.O.A.) You will never be remembered

(I can't get it, I can't)

(You're D.O.A now, so you can't escape)

(I can't get it, I can't)

(D.O.A.) This is where your story ends

[everything]D.O.A.!