"i donated some of my phat juicey axx to a young man...
he said he badly needs cake, so i gave away mine.
i wish he's using my cake 2 do God's work."
"sis what i meant that time was cake, as in the food! what the hale."
he cried so loud he startled me and i accidentally popped his bootie
"oH. it popped," (insert Elmo's laugh)
"oh.. neomu thx 4 da help lady, u helped me twice!
u're my cake donor nd my ass popper, let's marry each other."
"as we should, get in da car we gon eat"
and- that's how i OFFICIALLY met da loml ✨😍✨😍✨
