london

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i drove all the way to McDonald's only to buy a damn small sized fries?!"#$,^%*;😤

"yo fatass is now a flatass im gon cri."
i spanked his now phlat n nonjuicy asz :(((((((

"dayum do ya remember when i came?"

he asked making me choke on my smol fries

"u mcfucking came whA-"

"no bitch, i came to ur house n wore ur gucci slides bc ddaeng, it's gucci" he threw money at me.

"ey ey uglyass get dis money ey ey twerk it.
u-huh yeah work it sis."

"mina-san, london is falling down! i repeat, london is falling down!"

"what in the world- whY IS OLI LONDON HERE DAFUK?"

so he da London tha boi is talking abt,,, oh well let him fall lmao baha ismawk marijuana get free burrito 🦾'•̀ᴗ•́)

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