am currently walking home then i got bored and sang a song bc y not coconut"bONG BING BOO, BING BONG BITCH, bing bong bingly bongly boo."
"osyet my singing even made the birds chirp, omfgEe im living the snow white life."
no, boo u whore ur singing sux u aint even at da bottom of dis azz.
them birdies secretly chirped
"this doorknob betta clean himself, i aint gon do that for him"
ew rusty ass doorknob that has been there for like... how many years is it again since my grandpa's greatestestest grandma died?
b4 i got inside the house, i saw someone...
and it's...
it's.......
it's using mY FUKKEN GUCCI SLIDES👺👺