Chapter one:
It was a dark night a night to quiet...'my window was open widely and their were noises coming from my bathroom' I grabbed the sharpest thing I could find and slowly walked to the door..as I opened the door someone pushed it shut! 'I jumped' I tried a second time and KICKED t
The door open- "CARTMAN?!?!?!?"
E: "WELL WELL WELL LOOK AT YOU! Y-YOU STALKER Y-YOU SNEEKY JEWW!!!"
K: dude this is my bathroom...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!
E: well you know the usual jerking the stuff...catch my drift?
( I blushed as I noticed that Cartman was naked right in front of me)
E: hey sweetheart eyes up here 👀
K: c-can you p'please go.....
E: kyle what's wrong got a little sand in ur vagina awwwww!!!
K: IM SORRY BUT I JUST DONT WANNA SEE A HOT GUY NAKED IN MY BATHROOM ALSO MY MOM WOULD KILL ME!!!
E: you think I'm hot.....
( Eric stands up and hugs Kyle )
k:DUDE WHAT THE HELL!!!!
k-kyle... YOUR A FUCKING HOMO!!! YOU CALLED ME HAWT HAHAJAHSMAHAJHAJAHAHAJ
CARTMANN nO!
(Kyle's mom:bubba is something the matter up their?)
shIT CARTMAN SHES COMING!!!
(TO BE CONTINUED)
( This chapter was a joke next chapter will be serious promise)
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Kyman--C'mon Jew!!
Teen FictionCartman is straight but very confused..do I like Kyle??? Kyle on the other hand is in love with Cartman but doesn't show it..will they end up together?
