Sunset of the balcony (Killmare/Nightkill)

No. 9: Freaking date

Cover uptop by me lol

Killer's POV

I thought of a restaurant (R: OFC. Me: Hey! I'm running out of ideas) wow so original, maybe at.....10:00am.....Yeah...Welp, time to ask him.

"Yeah I dont think that's a good idea." he said while slurping a cup of something, "Why not?" I asked with a sad tone, "If someone sees me like this their obviously gonna call my brother and I'm done for." Well that's true....The last time he was exploring somewhere someone already called him over, "Welllllllll....Just ingore everyone like they dont even exist!" I told him with a soft smile, he gave me a "that's impossible and stupid but ok-" face and walked away, I turned around to bump into someone, I walked back, "A date? Well luckily I'm the right gu-" I cutted him off by putting my knife to his chin, "No thank you." I said he looked at me with puppy eyes as I saw something purple about to fall from his eyes, oh no he isnt gonna fake cry isnt he?! "NO!" I shouted putting my knife inside my pocket while wiping away his tears that was about to fall, "So that's a yes?" He went back to the original Dust Sans who became a shipper, I sighed, "Yes.." the next thing I knew I was being pulled into my wardrobe, oh dear god please no..

"Alright we need something fancy.." Dust said rubbing his chin, "Nah just casual, like a skirt or somethin.." I said while my eye catched a red short skirt, "Perfection." I said grabbing it, "Close enough.." Dust said crossing his arms, "But what about a shirt?" He asked again, "You can choose." I accidentally said, oh..SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT- "This!" Dust said handing me something matching the skirt I choose, phew! I thought for a second, I then put on the clothing, and walked out of my wardrobe to see Dust's jaw wide open while staring at me.
Apperntly, Killers outfit lel-:

Couldnt find anything better-

"Oh....My...God....YOUR BEAUTIFUL!" Dust said dramaicly while fake crying, all I did was just put red.."Ok I'll wear this then..I'll take it off for now then put it back on when its ti-" Dust put his finger on my teeth, "Nope! We need to see if your future bo- IF NIGHTMARE LIKES IT!" was he..Gonna say..? (When I write slow the story is bad but when I write fast it's good nani-) "Someone called me?" Nightmare said looking through the door, when his eye looked at Killer he blushed madly and turned away, "So..Do you think he sould wear this for the da-" Dust got cutted of by a kick to the stomach (aka ribs) which made him winch and fall, "Calm down!" I ran up to Nightmare while putting my hands on his shoulders, now instead of madly blushing he was hella blushing, he fainted. While nosebleeding. "I'm fine!" He heard a muffled voice from Dust who was putting his thumb up while his face was on the floor, he got up and 'dust'ed himself, "Ok..Now we need to choose shoes." He said, "What about Nightmare?" I said looking down at him, "He'll be fine, all boys are like this!" He said walking into the wardrobe, "Just like how you nosebleed to Blue?" I said slightly smirking, "Dont mention that." He replied quickly, there was shuffling noises inside the thing so I peaked in, "These will do!" He held up sneakers, bascially also red, "Really?" I said annoyed, "What's the fuss? I'm helping you!" He said tossing me them, "I hate you." I mumbled while putting them on, "Hey so how do I tie these?" I said holding the laces, "None of us know how to tie shoes" Dust replied shrugging, I facepalmed (Me: *Facepalms also* R: *Does aswell* Everyone reading this: *Also facepalms*) "How so..?" I said dimming my eyes, "Beacuse none of our shoes have laces and your the only one without slippers." Yeah hes right, "And your shoes dont have laces." Yeah...Facts. I heard a groan then turned to finally see Nightmare awake, "Oh yay your awake!" I said kneeling too him while smiling "Yeah so what happened.." he said rubbing his skull, "You fainted while nosebleeding." I replied as he put a hand on his nose then removed it to look at it, yep, blood.

"...Imma go get a napkin.." he said getting up and leaving the room, "So..." dammit I forgot Dust was here.."What time?" He asked, "I dunno maybe at...Now." I said looking at a nearby clock then ran outside, "Good luck." He said also leaving my room.

Nightmares POV

After wiping away the blood with a napkin I heard footsteps which lead to me as I look down, "Our date starts now." Since when did he said it starts at 10:00am?! "Uh ok..Lemme just.." I then got pulled all the way to my wardrobe, "Killer I think.." he handed me a suit, it wasnt that fancy so I was ok with it
Bascially Noots suit-:

jUsT pReTeNd tHe pAnTs aRe tHe sAmE tExtUrE aS tHe tHinG cAuSe I cOuLdNt fInD pAnTs tO gO wItH iT

"Uh..Ok." I grabbed it while examining it, alright it's fine why do I have this tho? Nevermind..I look..Disgusting but good at the same time, "Oh mah gawd you look good in dat!" He said in a childish voice, adorable.
"So where are we-"
"Cafe."
He grabbed my hand and dragged me to a nearby cafe, it was called Red lobster (I had to sorry-) this isnt a cafe this is a restaurant there is a huge difference between restaurants and cafes.

"Wat-" I said, oh no my grammers fading away someone help meee-

Technical Difficulties

"Wat-" I said, what kind of what did I just say? "Sorry I like calling restaurants cafe alot..." he said scratching the back of his skull, "I can tell.." I replied as I saw him now running inside, I sped up to him while opening the door, is he that eager? We sat down on a table while we waited after the waiter came, they flinched but was calm, "So what would you like to order?" He said, before I could even open my mouth a inch Killer spoke, "I want french fries please." As the waiter write it down, "What would you like Mr?" He said "Water." I replied, my voice made him flinch again but wrote it down, "Ok I'll be on the way to get your orders, please wait patiently." He said while walking away, "Why didn't you get anything to eat?" Killer asked swinging his legs, "I don't feel hungry.." I said looking through the window next to us, "But on the bright side I dont have to waste too much gold." I smirked, "Why do you rarley waste any gold?" He asked as I sighed, "Beacuse the bills for the castle are expensive as fuck." He blinked, "Well that's true..", the waiter came back with our food, well Killers food, and my water, I sipped it then looked at Killer who had 1 french fry on his plate, "Do you eat that fast!?" I yelled, kinda low beacuse it would be embarrassing to yell out in public, "Uh...Maybe..?" He chuckled while eating it, our payment was then passed out on the table, it read:
Water: (couldnt find it so lets just say 1.00)
French fries: 2.99g

Total payment: 3.99g

Yes I legit went on google for this, but since undertale money its gonna be gold instead of dollars

Wow this is cheaper than I thought, I placed some gold on the counter and left as Killer followed.

When we arrived back home, we both jumps to screams, we looked through the kitchen to see everyone looking like they just won the lottery, "Hey what's goin on?" My voice made them all freeze in place, then they all said at the same time, "shizjzkwm" "Wat?" What's wrong with me I cant even say what right, "Nevermind." They said thawing while checking their phones, I slowly backed away from the kitchen as yet again Killer followed.

No ones POV

After the 2 left, they went back to what they were doing, "Why are we screaming again?" Error said leaning on a counter, "BEACUSE THE PERCENT WENT ALL THE WAY TO 78!" Dust said then got knocked out by bascially Horror smashing a whiskey ontop of his head, "I was drinking that." Cross looked down at Dust then back to Horror, "We lost are cool over there...I'm goin to bed." Horror dropped the cracked whiskey and left the kitchen, "What are we gonna do with him?" Cross asked looking down back at Dust, "Leave him there, he'll be fine sleeping on the floor." Error replied leaving, "Well if the cockroach that we never killed gets to him I better not see him explode." He shrugged also walking away leaving Dust in the ground.

But during these events, they forgot the whole entire Satan possed book still in the basement...

(Word count: 1524
This is the longest chapter ever- but you all are apparently enjoying this book and want me to continue sooo...Imma continue it!)