The Gloriousness of Frinky

The Joyful Beginning of Frinky

The art above is Frinky in a bad mood.
Note:There may be some reference to the book,' The Wonderful Story of Fart-Nut-Arsey'.Kindly check it out if you haven't already done so.Thanks.~One of the Writers whose name is Luna

CHAOS AND GAEA'S FIRST KID WAS ABOUT TO BE BORN.GAEA WAS ULTRA EXCITED ABOUT BEING A MOM,SHE WAS THINKING THAT KIDS WERE DELICIOUS STUFF.

'WE WILL EAT OUR BEAUTIFUL SON,'SHE BELLOWED THROUGH MUSHROOM LIPS.

CHAOS WASN'T THE BRIGHTEST GOD.'OKAY,'HE SAID MEEKLY,WIPING A BIT OF SALSA OFF HIS ROUND FACE.'AS LONG AS YOU BUY ME A BIT MORE OF THIS SALSA.'

TWO DAYS LATER,THEIR SON WAS BORN.'WHEEEEEEE!'DECLARED CHAOS.'NOW WE CAN HAVE SALSA FOREVER!'

GAEA PROMPTLY FARTED.'YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!'SHE DECLARED.

THE CRAZY PARENTS STARED DOWN AT THEIR KID.HE WAS WEARING PINK PYJAMAS,WHICH HAD A RAINBOW-COLORED NAME TAG SEWN ON WITH THE WORDS 'FRINKY' ON IT.

'THAT'S TERRIBLE HANDWRITING,'SAID CHAOS,NOTICING THE NAME TAG.

'AND FRINKY'S A TERRIBLE NAME,'SAID GAEA.'LET'S NOT EAT HIM.HE'S NOT WORTHY.'

'WE'LL TOSS HIM OUT!'DECIDED CHAOS,PICKING HIS NOSE.

SO THEY THREW THE BABY OUT OF THE HOSPITAL BUILDING FROM THE 999999TH FLOOR.(THAT IS WHERE HERA GOT THE INSPIRATION.)

'OOF,'SAID BABY FRINKY,RUBBING HIS BUTT AND SITTING UP.'WHO THE HELL WAS SO EVIL?'

HE GOT STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS.'MY NAME IS FRINKY,'HE SANG,STANDING ON HIS TIPTOES.'I AM THE ELDEST SON OF GAEA AND CHAOS,AND I AM THE ONE AND ONLY GOD OF RIDICULE, PUZZLES, SCREAMING, JOY AND POO, PEE, FART, FUNNY PENS YOU FIND IN STATIONERY SHOPS ,THE DUNG BEETLE, POPSICLES ,GUMMY WORMS ,WHALE SHARKS ,AND BELUGAS,'HE ANNOUNCED INTO NOTHINGNESS.HE LET OUT A LOUD AND STINKY BREATH.'WELP,IT SURE STANK IN GAEA'S STOMACH.LEMME GET CLEANED UP.'

AFTER A WHILE ON FLOOR 999708-999808(MENTAL INJURIES AND ACCIDENTS),HE EMERGED WEARING A PINK FRILLY TUTU AND A GIANT RIBBON IN HIS HAIR.DESPITE BEING A NEWBORN,HE HAD A WHOLE MOP OF SHOCKINGLY PINK HAIR.THE NURSES HAD SCREAMED AT HIS ARRIVAL AND FLED BUM HOSPITAL.(THAT'S THE HOSPITAL NAME.)ANYWAY,FRINKY WAS NOW FEELING A WHOLE LOT BETTER.

'I FEEL GREAT!'HE ROARED IN HIS MIGHTY GLORY.

'NOW IMMA FIND A PLACE TO LIVE!'

THERE WEREN'T MUCH CHOICES.APART FROM THE HOSPITAL AND GAEA AND CHAOS'S HUT,THERE WERE NO BUILDINGS IN THE AREA.

'OH,CRUD,'SAID FRINKY,REALISING THIS.'NEVERMIND!'HE POUNDED GAEA AND CHAOS'S HUT TO BITS OF WOOD.HE THEN PROCEEDED TO TURN THE BITS OF WOOD INTO A WHOLE PINK PALACE,FOR HE IS A TRULY MAGNIFICENT GOD! 'PROBLEM SOLVED,' HE SAID.HE STOMPED STRAIGHT INTO HIS NEWLY BUILT PINK PALACE .'OOH,PRETTY!' HE SAID,STARING AT THE PINK WALLS.

BACK TO GAEA AND CHAOS...

WHEN THEY SAW THEIR HUT BLASTED INTO BITS AND A WHOLE PALACE RIGHT NEXT TO IT,THEY WERE NOT PLEASED.

'WHAT THE FLIP,'SAID GAEA,LICKING HER OWN TOES TO MAKE SURE THE HUT WASN'T THERE,WHILE CHAOS LICKED HIS BUTT.

'OUR HUT HAS GONE AND FLEW AWAY,'SAID CHAOS.HE STRETCHED OUT ONE OF HIS HANDS AND GROPED IN...WELL,CHAOS-FOR THE HUT.

'SOBBY!'SAID GAEA,PRETENDING TO SOB.(SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO).'WE HAVE LOST OUR PROPERTY!'

THE NURSES OF THE HOSPITAL RUSHED OUT.'TO FLOORS 999708 TO 999808 YOU GO!'THEY SCREAMED.NOW,IF YOU REMEMBER,THOSE WERE THE MENTAL FLOORS.

'WE SHALL HAVE REVENGE!'WAILED GAEA,AS SHE WAS CARRIED INSIDE ON A STRETCHER.

(Luna Cahill)