The Gloriousness of Frinky

FRINKY'S GLORIOUS RAMPAGE INTO SPACE

(THERE ARE A LOT OF REFERENCES TO THE STUPID EGG MUSICAL AND THE WONDERFUL STORY OF FART NUT ARSEY IN THIS BOOK, SO READ THE LATTER BEFORE YOU READ THIS
-ONE OF THE AUTHORS WHOSE NAME IS ALYSSA)

FRINKY STARTED YELLING BLASPHEMOUS PHRASES AS SOON AS HIS PARENTS WERE OUT OF SIGHT.

"BLA BLA HUM DI DUM DUM," HE SHRIEKED, FLAPPING HIS ARMS. SUDDENLY, HIS FEET TURNED BRIGHT RAINBOW COLOURS. HE LOOKED DOWN AGAIN. "BLA BLA HUM DI DUM DUM," HE SHRIEKED AS HIS WHOLE BODY TURNED THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW.(Bahahahahahhahahaa~Luna)

"DIEEEE," YELLED THE RECEPTIONIST OF BUM HOSPITAL, AS SHE RACED OUT OF THE WAITING ROOM AND JUMPED UP AND DOWN ON FRINKY'S TENTACLES. SHE BURPED HAPPILY. "YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA," THE RECEPTIONIST YELLED, SLAPPING HER BUM LIKE A BABOON. (Hey,Khufu~Luna)

"NOOOOOOO," HOWLED FRINKY, AS HE LEAPT UP IN ALL HIS MIGHTY GLORY AND POUNDED HIS CHEST. HE GRABBED THE RECEPTIONIST AND THREW HER INTO THE SEWERS OF LONDON.

I FORGOT TO MENTION, HE WAS IN LONDON.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM," SAID A LONDON PERSON WHO'S NAME WAS RICHARD MAYHEW. "I DON'T KNOW," YELLED A PERSON WHOSE NAME WAS THE MARQUIS DE CARABAS. "I LIVE IN LONDON BELOW, NOT LONDON ABOVE," HE MARCHED INTO THE RODE (Road~Luna)AND WHIPPED OUT A LARGE POT OF PEANUT BUTTER. FRINKY KNEW WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO AND SLAMMED THE PEANUT BUTTER DOWN HIS SMELLY THROAT. FRINKY BURPED AND ATE THE MARQUIS FOR GOOD MEASURE. THEN HE WENT ON HIS JOLLY WAY TO GET A JOB.

FRINKY WADDLED INTO THE INTERIOR OF HARVARD UNIVERSITY. "HELLO YE BUMS, I'M HERE TO SEE YOUR HEADMASTERRRRRR," HE CHORTLED GLEEFULLY AS HE RAMPAGED THROUGH THE HALLS WHILE WAVING HIS BRIGHT PINK STILLETO HEELS IN THE AIR.

"NOOOOOO," YELLED THE GOD OF HARVARD AS HE WHISKED THE UNIVERSITY INTO SPACE WHERE HE THOUGHT FRINKY COULDN'T GET AT IT. FRINKY, HOWEVER, WAS NOT DISCOURAGED. HE SUMMONED THE PIG OF HUFFLEPUFF AND HITCHED A RIDE ON IT'S BACK WHILE IT SQUEALED FOR IT'S WIFE, FLEUR DELACOUR.

"RA RA RAAAAA," SCREAMED RA, DESCENDING FROM THE HEAVENS AND WHISKING THE PIG AWAY, LEAVING FRINKY WITH NO VEHICLES AND A PAIR OF UGLY HELLO KITTY PRINTED UNDERPANTS.

"AW MAN," SHOUTED FRINKY, STOMPING HIS FEET THIS WAY AND THAT. HE PROMPTLY MORPHED INTO A GREEN SLUG WITH EYES ON STALKS AND A BLIBBERY RAINBOW TAIL. HE SPROUTED FAIRY WINGS FOR GOOD MEASURE AND SOARED INTO THE SKY, FARTING HAPPILY.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," FRINKY SQUEALED, WAVING HIS TINY FINGERLESS SLUG HANDS IN THE AIR. HE LOOKED ADORABLE BECAUSE HE'S FRINKY AND THAT'S WHAT FRINKY DOES.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," THE GOD OF HARVARD YELLED MEEKLY. "FART FART FART," HE CHANTED, TRYING TO WARD FRINKY AWAY. HOWEVER, FOR A GOD OF HARVARD, HE WAS PRETTY STUPID AND FORGOT FRINKY

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FRINKY MORPHED INTO THE ALL POWERFUL SHREK AND POUNDED THE GOD OF HARVARD INTO BITS, LEAVING HARVARD UNIVERSITY FLOATING AROUND MISERABLY IN SPACE.

"OLIVE THE OSTRICH," FRINKY ROARED TIMIDLY, DOING LOOP-THE-LOOPS AND FARTING WITH ELATION IN THE NIGHT SKY.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," YELLED THE PEOPLE OF HARVARD.

"BUM BUM BUM," FRINKY SHOUTED IN RESPONSE.

~TIME SKIP EATEN BY FRINKY'S BEARD~

IN NO TIME, FRINKY HAD EATEN OR DISPELLED THE OTHER DEITIES OF SPACE AND WAS NOW FLOATING ABOUT, BELCHING INTO THE OBLIVION.

"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU," HE BLEW KISSES TO THE GAPING MARTIANS.

FRINKY'S BEARD ATE A NEARBY ASTEROID AND THE GOD OF NONSENSE WHISKED HIMSELF OFF.

(Alyssa Phoenix)