𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐀;; bnha

001

001-special discount

[CLASS JUAN AYEE]

personal charger:
then i said, no mr
potato man you cannot
fuck me with a bendy
ruler

hoeishbby:
wise words my man

angryfireworks:
stfu dunce face
that didn't fucking happen

personalcharger:
dude i'm telling you it
happened

therock:
i think you need to stop
doing lsd and weed at the same
time bro

[vape&tape entered the chat]

vape&tape:
did someone say weed??

hoeishbby:
sero babes, you still selling

vape&tape:
yes mi amor you know the price

hoeishbby:
how much this time 🥺??

personalcharger:
he's probably gon ask for
head or somet like that

hoeishbby:
i-

angryfireworks:
finish your sentence bitch

hoeishbby:
who you calling bitch,
that was the nickname you
gave me on the phone last
night, huh ~teddybear~

waifu:
👀👀

angryfireworks:
y/n fuck you

personalcharger:
been there, done that

hoeishbby:
denki i haven't even touched
you in that way

hoeishbby:
mina when did you get here???

waifu:
heard
there was tea and ran lol🙈

hoeishbby:
lol N E WAYS, sero whats
the price then xx

vape&tape:
uhh come by my dorm tomorrow
i wanna give you a special
discount

personalcharger:
special discount you say👀

therock:
how come we never get
a special discount sero

waifu:
yeh sero, you've never
given me a special discount

vape&tape:
it's cause y/n is very special 😌

hoeishbby:
yes i'm special✨

angryfireworks:
more like special in the head

hoeishbby:
ik the boy who ended allmight
ain't talking 🙄

angryfireworks:
...

[angryfireworks has left the chat]

[dad has entered the chat]

dad:
istg if you children don't go to
bed now, mr aizawa is going
to be very angry at you guys
for sleeping in class.
please go to bed and stop
notifying everyone's phones.
thank you.👋🖐🤚👋

waifu:
oh shit we've been caught

dad:
and please refrain from using
such vulgar language
in the chat please

hoeishbby:
iida baby please chill we'll go to bed...

dad:
thank you y/n for being
the most reasonable person here.

hoeishbby:
...in like 3 hours

dad:
but that's when the whole
class wakes up and
gets ready for school.

hoeishbby:
yeh that's the whole point
sleep is for losers

dad:
so are you saying all your
classmates who are asleep
right now are losers

hoeishbby:
yes pretty much

hoeishbby:
jk i love all my classmates🥺
but tonite i forgot to give
you all except m*neta ofc
your goodnight kisses sorry🙈

personalcharger:
yeh where were my goodnite
kisses b 😫

hoeishbby:
tomorrow everyone will get an
extra one except for bakugou he's
been a little bitch rn

hoeishbby:
all this talk about goodnight kisses
are kinda making me sleepy
so ig goodnight my problem
children

dad:
well goodnight y/n

waifu:
gn bby🥺✨

personalcharger:
goodnight b👹

vape&tape:
goodnight mi amor

therock:
goodnight y/n !!!

[hoeishbby has left the chat]

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

umm yeh...
that was my first chapter of
𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘼𝙉𝘼━bnha
i'll try and update weekly or like every two days 🥺 but yeh hope you enjoyed something i wrote when i should be sleeping lol