Im going to heaven?

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Y/N: *Goes to Heaven*
God: Ah, hello there..
Y/N: Hello... Why are there clocks?
God: The clocks are the people. Each one of them is a different person.
Y/N: What do they do?
God:It shows us how much people has lied in their life time.
Y/N: Alright then... Where's mine?
God: Oh child... Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan.
Y/N: ...
God: ...
Jesus: MY CEILING FAN STOPPED MOVING!!
Y/N: Because I'm dead?
Jesus: NEVERMIND!!!!
Y/N: ...
God: ...
Y/N: Wait so am I alive?
God: ... We shall not speak of this...






(Wow what a twist!)

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