You're Welcome, Amy

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This chapter's a bit long, but it's worth it.

The next day, Amy was being a bitch.

"Our hotel is where we always are. Let's go to Noah's mansion."

Noah laughed. "It's not a mansion, but if you want, you guys could stay over for the rest of your trip."

I looked up at him. "Hey, we don't have to go just 'cause Amy's being annoying."

"No problem. I've been an uninvited guest here for too long."

I slapped my forehead. "You paid, babe."

He laughed. "Whatever. Anyways, the Stranger Things cast is coming over in a few days and I want you to meet them."

"Oh my god! I get to see Millie and Sadie! Aah, cute little Gaten. Caleb, Finn! Oh my Jesus, is Joe coming!! I literally have a candle of him in my house. Like a Jesus one, but it's The Holy Joe-sus!"

Noah was literally cackling, and Amy was sitting there adoring us. 

"What the hell is a Joe-sus candle?" he asked in between spurts of laughter.

I pulled my phone out and showed him.

In the name of the Father, the Sons, and the Holy Spirit, I present to you

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In the name of the Father, the Sons, and the Holy Spirit, I present to you.... Joe-sus Keery!

Noah was laughing hysterically now.

Cue the hyena laughing from The Lion KIng.

"No, but seriously, they're all coming?" I asked.

He nodded, calming down. 

"Yeah. I'm so excited for them to meet you, princess."

"I'm excited to meet them!"

"And I'm excited to go to Noah's house after you two shut up," Amy said from the back, pointing her middle finger at both of us. 

I shook my head at her. "Then go get ready."

Noah took my hands as soon as the door closed. 

"What is it, babe?" I asked.

"I have a surprise for Amy, but, you have to stall, so that the surprise can get ready."

I nodded. "Why are you so nice? I feel so trashy compared to you."

He kissed me on the forehead. "I love you for you. Don't put yourself down like that."

He went into the room and called someone.

I put my ear to the door and managed to hear a few words. 

"Surprise... Amy...... house......fan.... thanks."

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