Jackie's Not Jackie

Chapter 9 - Job 'A'

Forman Residence
3rd POV (last night)

Jackie had already left and Red is looking at both of his boys irritably. Crossing his arms he gestures for them both to get their asses inside. After he walks in and shuts the sliding door behind him he notices that they're sitting at the table nervously.

"What do you two dumbasses want with Jackie?" Red asks them flatly as he crosses his arms over his chest, he isn't one to beat around the bush after all.

"What? Nothing man." Hyde protests as he shrugs, causing Red to roll his eyes.. yeah, that is bullshit, he wants her but he won't be telling Red that.

Eric begins getting a little twitchy and says nervously, "W-want, why would we want anything to do with Jackie?"

Red groans and then shakes his head at them. "Well then, you dumbasses won't get anything with her if you aren't upfront."

"Ohh are you talking about the girlfriends?" Kitty asks with a laugh as she thinks of Donna and Jackie.

"No Kitty. These dumbasses are interested in the same girl." Red says exasperated as he glances at his wife.

Kitty frowns and opens her mouth like a fish in her shock and then shouts at them in surprise, "Why in the hell would you boys do something like that?"

"No we don't man. Come on Red, she's just a spoilt bitchy cheerleader." Hyde says with as much disgust as he can muster into his voice, he will never admit out loud that he instantly regrets saying that.

"She quit." Red replies back flatly as he stares at Hyde looking about ready to kick his newly adopted son right in the ass. "And she's a sweet girl, sometimes she's a bit too loud, but she needs someone to look out for her.."

"But she's the Devil, Mom." Eric says dramatically as Kitty's mouth opens in surprise before glancing at Red and between the two kids again. He doesn't mean it of course but he can't admit that right now. "And like Hyde said, she's a bitch."

"Oh honey, you don't really think that. She's a darling!" Kitty says with a small awkward smile on her face as she tries to laugh it off.

That should've convinced Red and Kitty that they aren't interested in Jackie... right?

Red glares at them, shakes his head and mutters just loud enough for them all to hear "Dumbasses."

Burkhart Mansion- October 2nd, 1977

I was looking through my fathers records again all sneaky like. Not that I needed to be sneaky, my parents are going to be gone for the next two months or so. But, I do need information about myself. When I eventually find my birth certificate I let out a sigh of relief as I glance at it and go over the math in my head.

Alright so, I'm sixteen right now. I was born on September 24th, 1961. It's October 2nd, 1977 right now. Doesn't Red lose his job soon or has that already happened? But that also means that Hyde hasn't been living with the Forman's that long right? Unless he moved in earlier? Huh, How did I not know the date before now?

Oh that's right, I wasn't paying any attention to it.

So me ending up as Jackie somehow aligns with when Hyde got moved in with the Forman's or maybe I wasn't paying too much attention when he was moved in after I became her? Ugh, either way I am in the very beginning of the second season so why aren't Eric and Donna still together? Or are they still dating and I just missed something? I am so confused right now, but I guess in the long run it makes no difference.

Although I am a bit disappointed that I missed Red and Kitty being high as a kite though, that would just epic. Was Laurie originally back before the second season or did I screw something up just by high jacking Jackie's body? I can't remember.