SOUTH PARK TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!

THE TRUTHS AND DARES BEGIN

ME: *screams* CLYDE WE GOTTEM FINALY AHHH BITCH WE FINNA MAKE IT HAPPEN YAYYYYYY!!!!

Clyde:*Fangirls from the Kitchen* You Serious We Might Make It Happen? WOOHOOO YAAASSS BITCH

*Runs up to each other and hugs

Everyone: *looks at us in confusion*

Cartman: Da Fuck are yall Screaming For!!! Got Damn Minorities!!! *mumbles* and there got damn boyfriends.

Me: *Throws knife at his heads but barley misses* FIRS OFF FATASS, SHUT DA FAQ UP CUZ THIS CHIT DON EVIN COSERN U, AND SECOND OF ALL ME AND CLYDE ARE NO WHERE NEAR DATIN CUZ HE AN'T MY TYPE DICKFACE!!!!!!!

* quickly realizes she never told them about her anger issues*

Everyone: * backs up slowly in horror*

Kyle: what the fuck just happened

Me: Shiiiiiiitttttt,....Bro My bad I totally forgot to tell you I just saw my bro and like... its the same as when jersey people are around Kyle except with New Orleans people plus my temper can kill someone * laughs nervously* hahahaaaa..So let's just get to the comments

Kyle: don't worry I understand how you, feel ok? Here let me read the first one *picks up phone and blushes* ya know what I think imma just....

Clyde: just what Kyle?. you didn't read it.....

* Clyde looks at him an snatches the paper and giggles*

Clyde: Rin7767 asked if Kyle has ever had a girlfriend and Stan what he thinks of Kyle They also had dares, they want stan to kiss kyle and for kyle to sit in his lap.

Kyle: W-well I haven't really um thought about dating in a while due to me being busy with school and stuff *blushes*

Me: Alright well its your turn Stan

Stan: *blushes* Well uh Ky's my Super Best Friend, h-he's always ben there for me, he is on of the nicest people you'll meet..... 'til you piss him off, but honestly I don't know what I'd do with out him

Kyle: *turns as red as his hair* T-Thanks stan.

All the Girls & Clyde: AWWWWWWWW

Cartman: I Knew they were gay for each other!!!!

Kyle: SHUT UP FATASS

Cartman: FUCK YOU JEW-BOI IM NOT FAT

Me:* throws knife between them* Sit Down....

Kyle & Cartman: AHHHHH....DAMN FINE!!! *sits down glaring at the other*

Kyle: hey Ray, was that another out burst of the New Orleans part of you?

Me: No, But we do need to the dares for you two * points at stan and kyle*

Style: BUT WE'RE JUST-

Everyone in the room: BEST FRIENDS!!!!!!!

style: blushes and sits down

Me: Dude just do it, make it easy for yourselves like God Damn it's not like your suc-

Token: ALRIGHT NIRE' WE STILL HAVE THE INNOCENNT IN HERE

Me: DAMN MOMMA TOKEN WHY GOTTA PUT MY NAME OUT THERE LIKE THAT MANN!!!!! And butters and tweek aren't that innocent they've been around Craig and Kenny for too long.