You Guys Are Assholes

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Me: Hi Guys *sighs and sits on my bed*

Token: What's wrong Honey Bear?*sits and pats my back*

Me: It's Nothing Mama Token

Clyde: there has to be something wrong you've been all Mopey and stuff

Me: *throws face into pillow* UGGGHHHHHHH BRUUUUUUUH

Clyde: Is it because no one commented?

Me: Mhm *nods head slowly*

Token: it'll be okay

Clyde: yeah everything will be just fine

Kyle:*walks in and knocks on the door* Hey Guys what's wrong with Ray?

Clyde: she's sad that no one commented any truths or dares on the last chapter

Kyle: Oh... Well that's fixable...

Me: *perks up and grabs'em* HOW?

Kyle: Okay calm down, All There is to do is play by ourselves

Me:*Hugs him* ky did I ever tell you that you are my Favorite

Kyle: ya didn't have to *Hugs back*

Token: alright let's go tell the other Guys

~~Walks Into the other room~~

Stan: Hey Ky

Kyle: he~

Me: mhmm, That's right, just ignore the rest of us stan *sits down in circle*

Stan: *Blushes* My bad I Didn't see you guys, you okay now Ray?

Me: a lot better thanks to your Boy-toy

Stan and kyle:*Blushes* (He's/I'm) Not (My/His) BOY-TOY

Craig: well at least she's feeling better enough to mess with yall

Stan: Wow does fucker actually give a fuck

Craig: Shut Up Marsh, She walking around the house Throwing knives at people and I Got Cut

Me: yeah I'm Sorry I didn't mean for it to actually hit you

Token: Whatever Let's just Play

Kyle: Kay Who's gonna go first

Clyde: MEEEE okay so Truth or dare stan

Stan: Truth

Kenny: Pussy

Stan: dude Fuck you!!!

Clyde: Do you have a crush on Anyone??

Stan: W-well Uhhhh. maybe*Blushes*

Kyle: Really? Who?

Stan: I-I'd rather not say...*blushes more*

Kyle: okayyyy

Stan: umm butters Truth or Dare

Butters: Gee I-I don't know fellas I guess dare

Stan: alright butters, I dare you to give Kenny a lap dance~

me: Stan, butters is to pure to what that is

Butters: well actually I do know what that is

Everyone: WHAT?!!

Butters: w-well umm I-In seventh grade e-Eric...

Kenny: You don't have tell them Leo you don-

Butters: I-It's okay, Eric made m-me become a s-stripper for while until ken saved me*blushes and starts to tear up*

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