*Reminder: the ships are Style, Creek, Bunny, Tyde, Bendy, Fike, And KarenxRuby
Ray: Yoooo wazzup broski's I know I left for a while that's on me but I'm gonna make it up to you guys as I've decided to make this work by updating at least once or twice a month!!!!
Stan: *whispers to kyle* Dude who is she talking to?
Kyle: *whispers back* the viewers
Stan: What?
Kyle: Shhh she's not done giving the intro dude
Stan: My bad dude
Ray: You two lovebirds realize that I can hear you, right?
Kyle: WTF DUDE WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS
Ray:
🎵🎶🎤
WhY tF YoU lYiN
wHy yOu AlWayS LyIn
Mm oOh mEh GaWD StAHp FuKiN LyiN
🎤🎶🎵
Craig: Wth was that..... Y'know what imma just go die now
Ray: Boi if you don't shut yo Emo ass up
Craig: Takes one to km ow one Bitch*flips bird 2x*
Ray: How u think I know u is one hoe *flips bird 4x don't ask how*
Stan: *lowly chukles* damn she got u there, huh fucker😏
Craig: Fuck you marsh, go suck off your little boyfriend or is it "SbF GIngErBrEaD" 😏😂
Token: BOTH OF U STFU SO WE CAN GET TO THE DAMN DARES, GOD DAMN
Stan: *kinda scared* s-sorry😨😨
Craig: *also kinda scared* y-yea sorry 😨😬
Kyle: Is he always like this
Clyde: Ye, he's kinda scary
Kenny: That brung back memories from hell
Ray: Mama token rlly be up thur
Kyle: Wth does that mean dude
Ray: It means he is high classed and powerful
Token: U dam right, now whats the dare
Ray: Okay so @manager_bri says she wants every one to say their crush except for stan and kyle since it is clear they like eachother
Kyle: I- ya know what, imma just be grateful that I don't have to do this
Stan: Y-yeah dude
Craig: Wait hol da fuq up is Broflowski still in your lap😏😏😏
Kyle: STFU Craig, Im only still here because when i tried to leave, RAY *glares at ray* told me I had to stay "or else"
Token: Lez just get this over with
Ray: Okay becuz I don't wanna Expose every one just yet were gonna set up in different rooms so every on has a turn
Everyone: Okay!
*TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYLES JEWFRO*
Craig: I like Tweek *flips the bird*
Tweek : I-I like Craig
Clyde: T-token, I like Token
Token: I've made it Abundantly clear that I like clyde
Kenny: I love my little buttercup I mean he is the most sweetest most beautiful person on earth
Butters: I-I've liked Ken since 4th grade
Ike: I don't know but I've always had a crush on Firkle but I'm scared he wont like me back becuz I'm a ''Conformist'' but I do like him
Firkle: I Don't Know How, When, Or Why But I Like That GodDamn Conformist Dick Ike Fucking Broflowski.... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Karen: I kinda like ruby
Ruby/Tricia: Im totally gay for karen *flips bird*
Wendy: I've liked bebe since me and stan broke up
Bebe: I've always liked wendy b-but I still kinda think she likes stan
Nichole: Red has been the best friend I could've asked for but I have to admit I've grown a small crush on her
Red: Nichole is who like, oh and also this is for craig *flips the bird 2x*
*another time skip to when everyone done*
TOKEN: OKAY SINCE RAY WENT TO SLEEP I'LL BE DOING THE OUTRO SO.... I GUESS LEAVE DARES IN THE COMMENTS AND HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT
EVERYONE: BYEEE!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
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