Oc Sneezefics

"I-I- Have to sn- sneeze-"

A/N : this isn't really spellchecked or peer-reviewed by any means, just a dumb thing I made in my free time. pls enjoy and give me suggestions for other chapters!! (I'm thinking something to do with them going perfume or cologne shopping, as slightly foreshadowed here.)
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Jaiden fiddled with the keys, finally unlocking the door and closing it behind him. "Hey babe, I'm home-" Sam got up from the couch to give him a kiss, standing on his tiptoes to make up the difference. He leaned into his lover, nestling his face into his chest. Sam's nose twitched as soon as he inhaled, the all-too-familiar tickle of a sneeze teasing him. "D-Do you *heh* have *heh* p-pollen-" he hitched furiously, backing away from jaiden. "*Heh* On your- *heh* ah, ah, it- ah,! hhngcht! hhngcht!" He stifled twice, trying not to spray all over his boyfriend. "Hhnnkk! HNnk! HEpchnkk!" The sneezes just kept coming, and the tickle was becoming so, so strong. He couldn't help it anymore. "EitSHEW! HupTsheww!"  He sprayed snot all over Jaiden's apron, and the tickle was still relentless. He stepped away, turning his head. "*H-Heh*"  'Oh god.. more?' He thought. "I can't sto- no- *heh* ah, I- don't wan- *AESHEWW! AESHEW! HEPSHEW!*" three more violent sneezes hit him, with no chance of stifling or holding them back. "I think it's- no, ah-ha- *eE'psHEW! Hye'pSHEW! Humptshh! Hatshieww!*"  

Jaiden watched the fit go on, 6 sneezes, 7, 8,9,10 sneezes, when will it end? He untied his apron, setting it on the coat hook. After a total of 17, Sam finally got a break. "Babe, are you ok? I don't think I've seen a fit that bad in a long time..." The tall redhead knealed to run his fingers through his fluffy green hair. "Was there pollen on my apron or..." Jaiden handed Sam a handkerchief, which he promptly blew his nose into. 

"Okay, I think I'm Okay." he said through a stuffy nose. "Alright, just promise me you can breathe... jesus christ." Jaiden extended a hand to help him up. "*Hiet'nnk!*" one more sneeze escaped him, before he sat right back down on the couch. "What flowers were you working with today? It's probably pollen from whatever they were" Sam sniffled, his eyes watering. "I want to say daisies and chrysanthemums mostly? Oh... I can see how that could be a problem. The pollen count on those are insane... I think we have some allergy meds in the bathroom, one sec." 

Jaiden rushed to the bathroom, digging through the cabinet for medication. "Hm?" He noticed cologne bottle that wasn't there before, setting it on the sink without a second thought. He finally reached the medicine in the back, and came back into the living room. "Here ya go," Jaiden tossed the box over to Sam, who ripped the top open and swallowed the pills along with a sip of water.

"Did you get new cologne? I saw some in the bathroom... I didn't think you were a cologne type of person, especially with your allergies," Jaiden inquired. "Oh, haha, no I got it- *hhi'h* from my *h'eh* job today- *Hnn'tchew!*" He sniffled, "Yeah, I had to do a shoot for some perfume ad or something, and they *Hn'tch!* gave me complimentary stuff when we were done. It didn't actually set me off t-too- *heh* *h-* *Hye'chew!* badly, surprisingly..."  

Jaiden stood up, tugging at Sam's arm gently. "Hey babe, I have an idea, c'mon." Sam obliged, snot still dripping from his nose. They walked into their bedroom, Jaiden motioning for his boyfriend to sit on the bed. "I'll be right back, stay here." Jaiden disappeared for a moment, returning with a fluffy, white feather with the slightest layer of pollen on it. "Don't worry, I'm just trying to get some of the tickle out" He said, climbing onto the bed. Sam nodded, "Well, I suppose I'll let you have some fun, do your worst." He snickered and sat there as the ticklish feather came closer and closer. Even from a decent distance, the tingle of pollen tortured his already itchy nose. 

"Are- *h-he-heh* s-sure a- *heh* about.." Jaiden just kept bringing the feather closer as Sam hitched furiously. "T-Thi- *ha- heh- huh- huh-*" At this point words were pointless, just adding to the furious tickle that had formed. He could feel the tip of the feather brushing his nostril already, but made an attempt to continue holding back. "*Eh- H-Heh..Geh...*" He couldn't take it anymore. "*HYEN'CHEW! HYACHEW! EECH'EW! AH'PHEW! EA'PHOO!*" He erupted into a fit of messy, wet sneezes that sprayed everywhere and left just a little bit of spit dripping down his lips (and a lot of snot) His nose was bright red already, and Jaiden was just getting started, determined to "get rid of the itch" (Although, truthfully, he just wanted to push his allergies to their max before the medicine started working.)

He dug the feather deeper into Sam's nostrils, twisting and sliding it across his nose. "I-It's s-so.. *hih* *gih* s-stro- *hah- h-hih-* " He took one more breath in through his nose,  sealing his fate. "*H-HNNXXCHW!  HNCCHT!*"  He tried to stifle, but they just came out as loud, snotty failed attempts. He knew that if he didn't stop stifling, he could keep sneezing for as long as 5 minutes straight. It would be hell for him, and he knew that Jaiden seemed to like the buildup the most. (Why else might he be watching him hitch with a smile? The kinky bastard...) "*H-H-YETCHEW! H'ITCHEW! Hat'shIEW!*" He just kept sneezing loudly and nonstop, over and over, even when Jaiden backed away with the feather and pulled out a handkerchief. "*HnXXsh'iew! Hnnksh'IEW!*"  Sam sprayed violently onto the fabric, blowing his nose as hard as possible. 

"I-I feel... better? My nose isn't as t-ticklish anymore... as long as you keep that feather away." Sam said with a sigh of relief, shocked that his boyfriend's self indulgance worked. "Haha... just tell me whenever you feel something coming on, i'd be more than happy to help out... and experiment." Jaiden said with a satisfied smirk, holding Sam's hand and kissing his rosy nose.