"so~ this one time i got a job as a robber and i accidentally robbed my owwn hivve-"
"st9p it right there Eridan Amp9ra, h9w 9n 6ef9rus did y9u even st9le fr9m y9ur 9wn hive with9ut n9ticing?"
"wwell. they said i couldn't wwear glasses wwhen doin do.. i evven called my clothes disgustin."
"9h my g9d, why did I even ask."
"cause you wwere curious~"
"I swear t9 g9d, Amp9ra."
"oh come on kanny- say~ howw's your quadrants goin? has kurloz bang you recently?~"
"!!!"
"wwell look at your flushed face, i'll take that as a yes~"
"E-Excuse me, Eridan, that was extremely triggering!"
"triggers-smegglers- tell me!"
"Well, I supp9se, yes he has.. heh~"
"ohhh-"
"y9u kn9w I c9uld ask the same Eridan."
"nah, me an cro had a little argument. he's jealous at the fact that gam thinks he owwn me. i just got my neck almost slice open aaan cro got stabbed."
And that got the trigger happy troll without words to say, something no one would expect from him.
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