My entries for the STARDUST contest

I shouldn't have done that!

She's mad... I shouldn't have done it in the first place! I run, as far away as possible. She's close, soon enough, she'll catch up. I open the first door of the hallway and lock the door behind me. It's the guest bedroom. I hear her knocking on the door angrily. I need a hiding stop... the closet will do just fine. I enter the closet and sit between a pile of old clothes, a broken guitar, and forgotten family pictures. I grab my cellphone in the back pocket of my jeans. I take a deep breath, pass my hand thru my short hair, and call the only number I can think of.

"911 what's your emergency?"

"I'd like to report a murder," I answer, weirdly calm

"Oh... Who's the victim?" The men on the phone ask

"Well, it's me... it's going to be me! I ate my girlfriend's candy... and she is on her period"

"Ooof, too bad... I'll make sure to send a unit to retrieve the body."

"Thank you! I'm sure my mom will like to see me one last time" I say relieved "Oh, also, could you bring the red pants I'm wearing to my sister, I think she'd like to have them back."

"With pleasure, it's my job! Have a nice couple last second!"

"Thank you, officer, I'll try," I say hanging up.

I breathe deeply... at least my mom will have my body. The constant banging on the door stops and she enters the room.

"Jesse, you ate my candy! Come here you bitch! I'll make you pay! Arggggggggghhh! Dammit, where are you Jesse?" she screams.

The closet door opens and she looks at me angrily... wish me luck readers!

"I hate you..." She says, but as soon as her eyes meet mine, her gaze soften. "Awww, you're too cute when you are scared of me.... I can't stay mad! Can we cuddle babe?"

Well, I guess it wasn't that bad!