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the girls decided on a black short dress and floral cardigan with chunky heeled boots for my duets with Luke tonight before working on my hair and makeup. i hardly wore makeup simply because i was always too lazy to wear makeup and didnt feel the need to wear it, Luke has seen me so many times without makeup on that it never bothered me.

i did my vocal warmups, got the ear monitor box thingy somehow pinned on my dress and slipped my shoes on before walking with the girls. the guys glanced up and Luke whistled, "hello beautiful fiancee...even though you are anyway." i laughed, "nice safe." he rolled his eyes and stood up. "what the hell is with you and black?" i questioned him immediately as the girls laughed.

he shrugged, "i like black sue me sweetheart." he tugged me into his arms as i hugged back, "i will break you from black....some day." he chuckled and pulled away, "whatever you say love." he pecked my lips as we went over and sat down on the couch. Nichole whistled, "any bigger and you wont be able to hide it."

i huffed, "man..." Luke kissed my temple, "you'll be fine sweetheart, we got like 2 weeks left until the danger decreases." i nodded and layed my head on his chest as he rubbed my arm as his other hand was rubbing my bump.

*Crystal's POV*

we watched as the super adorable couple was in their own world as they rubbed the baby bump. i've only been in this group for a month or two and everyone made me feel welcome, especially Danielle. i think out of the two girls i was the closest with Danielle, i glanced at Nichole who was talking with Ashton.

i smirked at Danielle who grinned, "oh i like you even more Crys!" Luke snorted, "the fuck just happened?" Michael shrugged, "if you figure it out let me know." i snickered, "hey Nikki who would you choose if you had to, to survive and procreate? Calum or Ashton?" Michael, Luke, Liz and Danielle burst out laughing as they caught onto what i was trying to do.

hey they needed to confess! i dont know who had a bigger sexual tension, the engaged couple or the stubborn one that needed to confess. Nichole scowled at me, "the fuck are you trying to do?"

"im not trying to do anything, just answer the question. if Calum and Ashton were the last two guys on earth who would you choose to procreate with?" Danielle snickered, "Crystal i love you." Luke laughed. i grinned, "i love you too Elle!" she grinned in response as we all waited to hear Nichole's response.

"man....why those two?" Nichole muttered. "because the other two are taken." Danielle pointed out. i nodded, "exactly...so you got 2 guys to choose from." Nichole groaned, "man!" Luke snickered, "just pick your crush it'd be easier to procreate with someone you have feelings for. and none of you fuckers say anything!" we all laughed as i knew one of us was gonna say something.

"you mean like you did?" Michael said smirking. Luke scowled, "bitch i said nobody say anything!" Danielle snickered, "hey its not our faults the demon child is a brat and pokes holes in condoms." i snickered, "let this be a lesson for all, check the damn condom packets." the guys laughed as Luke shook his head laughing, "yeah a lesson we all need to learn. how the hell are we even gonna tell the fans?"

"the truth. my brother is evil." Danielle grinned up at him. he snorted, "that'd be confusing." i sighed, "just say you guys screwed up and forgot to use protection, there not that confusing." Liz laughed, "she's not wrong or you guys wanted a baby." Luke and Danielle snorted, "okay this baby may not be a mistake but we did not try for a baby." Danielle pointed at her.

"well least the baby isnt a mistake." i mentioned. "hell no." they said in unison. "oy!" we all exclaimed causing the engaged couple to laugh. Michael whistled, "damn guys chill!" we all glanced over, i frowned, "where'd they go?" Luke looked behind him and whistled, "well shit okay that works." he nudged a finger behind him as we all looked over and whistled, "damn guys!"

"is she ontop of him?" Liz muttered amused. Danielle snickered, "you now understand why i call her a hoe, the bitch lost her virginity at 15!" i whistled, "damn okay. i lost mine when i was 18." Luke and Danielle snorted, "how cliche." i snickered, "yes but i didnt get knocked up." Michael laughed, "damn guys shots fired."

"shut up Michael." they muttered. "was creepy when you guys did that at 4 years old and is still super creepy." Liz commented shocked. Luke laughed, "what? we talked in unison when we were 4?" she nodded, "yep, is it still weird you guys are a day apart?"

"yes!" they both yelled in unison. Michael whistled, "i keep forgetting Danielle is a day older than Luke." i whistled, "thats weird, how'd that happen?" Liz sighed, "her mother and i somehow got pregnant at the same time." Luke whistled, "how?! did you guys plan it or something?" Danielle laughed, "thats the only thing i can think of." his mom scoffed, "no we didnt plan it that way idiot. it just happened and Danielle's mother and i are still confused as to how the hell we got pregnant with you both at the same time."

"well least our baby isnt born in July." Luke muttered. Danielle snorted, "that'd just be weird." Luke glanced back, "oy dipshit and hoe there's other people in the damn room, fuck on your own time!" Calum laughed, "damn guys chill!"

Danielle looked back and snorted, "how'd they even end up on the floor?" Michael and i shrugged, "no idea did any of us see them get up?" Luke, Calum, Danielle and Liz shook there heads. i sighed, "great. hey Irwin and Marks there's a show happening in like 2 minutes pull it together!" Danielle burst out laughing, "damn Crys!" Luke clapped laughing, "Mike keep Crystal." he laughed, "i plan on it." i awed and hugged him as he hugged back and kissed my temple.

we all stood up as Luke nudged Ashton's leg, "hey dipshit we have a show to go do and we need our drummer." Danielle snickered, "5sos isnt 5sos without the dipshit drummer." i laughed, "not wrong." Nichole flipped them off as Danielle scowled, "oy hoe dont flip us off. come here hoe." she grabbed Nichole and tugged her off, "right....Crystal help!" i laughed as i helped her pull Nichole off who was being stubborn. Ashton groaned, "the hell guys."

Calum snickered, "we have a show to go do and nice boner." Luke and Michael burst out laughing, "damn Ash!" Danielle groaned, "ew!" Luke laughed and tugged her into his arms as she buried her face in his chest. i rubbed my face, "i did not wanna see that." Michael snickered, "did any of us?" Ashton blushed a new shade of red as Calum helped him up.

Luke snickered, "mate fix yourself before we go onstage." Liz snorted, "this is just weird and wrong." Danielle laughed, "im so glad im not the only one that is saying that!" i laughed, "im even saying it."

"oh like you dont get hard for Dani." Ashton tossed at Luke who scowled, "bitch i got control of my hormones!" Danielle snorted, "lie again dork." Luke groaned, "hey might i remind you the last time we had sex was when our strawberry sized baby was created." Liz whistled, "thats a shock." i laughed, "damn guys."

"hey i only say that because pregnancy hormones can make for a high sex drive." Liz put her hands up as Danielle snorted, "i have no sex drive currently." Luke chuckled, "hey im okay with that." i awed, "thats adorable you dont care if you guys have sex or not."

"sex isnt important to me, i lost my virginity 13 weeks ago im good for now." Luke said as Danielle giggled, "same." Ashton adjusted himself as i crinkled my nose up, "ew." Nichole huffed, "man..." Danielle gagged in Luke's chest, "ew!" Luke rubbed her back, "easy momma bear."

the guys got ready for their songs, Luke hugged Danielle carefully, "see you in 8 songs, i'll come grab you much like i have been." Danielle nodded and pulled away, "go kick ass handsome." he smiled and pecked her lips, "i love you beautiful."

"i love you too cutie." she pecked his lips as he sent her a wink before 5sos went onstage and did their songs.