I seriously can't cook. 🤷
The only thing my parents trust me with are eggs.
So every morning, I get up and (under severe surveillance) scramble two eggs. Then I get kicked out.
Once, I almost set the house on fire. No, twice.
The first time was by making popcorn. The second was when I made gluten free pancakes, but I didn't find the olive oil to grease the pan so I used goat milk instead. 😎