You must be thinking...
What the fuck is this.
Please, allow me to explain.
I have these two amazing friends- John and Emily.
They're crazy in love.
But they can't get truly married right now.
So I got a really stupid idea-
They will get married platonically on Wattpad.
I don't care what your thoughts on it are.
They're both Christians, so they should get married in Church-
However, like I said, that won't be possible .
So I will be the bridesmaid and priest all at once.
But also their best friend.
Isn't that wonderful?
Pay attention to what comes next.
John... Through all this time, you have cared for Emily. You have loved her. You are trustworthy, loyal.
Will you wait for her until you can get officially married?
Will you care for her forever?
Do you, John, take Emily as your platonic wife?
Emily... Watching you fall in love with John has been wonderful.
You love him. You trust him. You are his match, his missing piece.
Will you stay loyal?
Will you understand him?
Do you, Emily, take John as your platonic husband?
If the answer is yes, I declare you both platonic husband and wife.
