99% of you were drawn by the strange title.
How could I possibly blame you?
It's not often you find novels with "wheezy" and "whizzers" in the name.
Please, allow me to explain-
Wheezy is my nickname, given by an abhorred girl named McKenna.
Whizzers reminds me of wizard food. You know- Harry Potter.
Original name: Wheezy's Whizzers.
Translation: London's Food.
Because food is all I care about. Eating is my priority.
If you're getting sick of reading already, this really isn't for you.
That's right, bitches. This book is all about me.
I just thought I'd throw out some facts along with my other novels.
I'm terribly sorry if you don't agree with my decisions. Actually, I really don't.
I.D.G.A.F.
