~~~~WE HAVENT HEARD FROM DAVE IN AWHILE~~~~
They both put on jackets and started the trek to the wonderful land of taco bell. As soon as they step outside karkat started shivering.
“are you really that cold?”
“yes I am actually really this fucking cold. Why is it already snowing tempreture this early in fucking December?”
“wait its December already? Whats the date?”
“it’s the second.why?”
“oh shit really. Well fuck man.” Dave said with surprise in his tone, something you don’t hear from him often.
“why?” karkat said with curiostity.
“my birthdays tomorrow.”
“wow you forgot your own fucking birthday. Wow.”
“I didn’t forget the birthday I forgot the date.” Dave said defensively
“not much better but ok. Are you going to do anything?”
“probs not I don’t have anybody to do that shit with.”
“What about that bucktoothed asshat of an idiot Egbert? Is he still on that shitfaced no homo thing?” Karkat asked trying hard to not laugh.
“Yup still all up in everybody’s grill, but seriously he need to take it down a notch. People shouldn’t be ashamed of their sexual orientation.”
“Speaking of, what’s yours?”
“What’s my what?” Dave said in a confused tone. However not confused about the question at hand, but to why his midget or rather this midget would care.
“Really Dave are you seriously that clueless. What’s your sexual orientation?”
“Oh. I’m bi why do you ask and while we’re asking what’s yours?” Dave’s interest was now pecked and he had to know. I mean if Karkat was straight it would take even more effort to make him like you, let alone go out with you.
“Oh me. I’m gay and I was simply making conversation”
“Well it worked and it made time fly by. Want do you want to order.” Dave asked as they walked through the front doors of the restaurant.
~~~~TIME SKIP TO AFTER THEIR DONE EATING~~~~
~~~~KARKLES~~~~
As they went to go and throw away, their minimal amount of trash, Karkat started heading towards the doors at the front and opened them. While this was happening Dave also attempted to open the doors and clichély their hands touched. Karkat being the hopeless romantic he was blushed at this and terribly tried to hide it. Dave noticed this and smirked at Karkat trying not to blush himself.
The walk home was mostly silent and full of longing glares from both parties. Dave then broke the, not awkward but still unsettling, silence.
“Hey Karkitty, since nobody’s around to hang with for my b-day and shit, wanna stay over? We can have a sleepbrover.”Dave said practically begging in his horrific play in words.
“Well, I’ll have to ask my brother first but I supposed I can. I might reconsider because of that terrible pun though.” Karkat said a bit preoccupied trying to think of a way to convince Kankri to let him stay over.
“Sleepbrover was amazing. You can’t diss a bro puns.” Dave said in a matter of fact tone.
“Dave I don’t think you understand it hurt to listen to.” Karkat fully back in the conversation.
“Well then” Dave said trying to sound offended. With that the talking stoped and they finished the cold walk home.
