One of the All Stars {Mike x reader x Mal}

The Bold and the Booty-ful part 2

Chris:" And Zoey is first to find her loot! Will she be the first one back to the dock"?

"Not if I get there first".

I hid under a table. I see chef enter the kitchen.

If my predictions are correct, all this needs is some persuasion, and I know just the thing.

I stand up and walk into the kitchen. Chef is Polishing his hatchet, he looks up at me, about to attack.

I put my hand up.

"Chef, I have a proposition for you, one you can't refuse".

Chef puts his hatchet down.

Chef:" I'm listening"

(Chris x Chef ahead)

"So a little bird has told me about your romantic interest in Chris McLean"

Chefs face turn pink.

Chef:" Where'd you hear that"!

" Don't worry Chef, I support you. Now what I'm going to offer is a written fanfic of Chris and yourself. What ever you desire, all written by me. In return I want your hatchet, I'll return it of course ".

Chef:" How do I know if you're a good writer or not"?

I pull out my phone and show him my wattpad account.

Chef:" Hmm. Guess you got yourself a deal Missy. Take good care of her for the time being".

He hands me his hatchet.

"Thank you Chef, I'll be seeing you soon".

I then run out through the kitchen into the cafeteria and then outside. I carefully try not to stab myself while running.

Chris:" Zoey and Y/n are leading their loot to the dock so if you haven't found yours yet, you might wanna think about doing so right now"!

As I'm running I can see the dock, im almost there. And I see Zoey, I can't let her win. I want Mal with me in the finale. Zoey is sliding down with the yeti. Luckily they hit a tree and haven't made it yet. The yeti starts to run away. I run up to Chris and give him Chefs hatchet.

Chris:" Y/n wins, again!

"phew".

Chris:" And here's Mal and Scott - so many empty hands! What's a host to do"?!

Scott:" Sorry, pappy, I woulda caught the shiny rock but the sea pig ate it".

Chris:" Uh-huh. What's your excuse"?

"Mike":" Okay, I didn't find the loot I was assigned, but I did bring back another kind of treasure - an injured competitor - your favorite"!

Chris:" It's true, injured players are some of my favorite things. Well played! Scott, you better hope Gwen and Zoey comes back empty handed or you're gonzo".

Gwen:"I'm here! I'm here"!

Chris:" Gwen is second last to arrive, but she comes bearing loot, unlike Scott"!

Zoey then comes, with out the yeti.

Chris:" and Zoey... "

Gwen then shows him the painting.

Chris:" Funny, I don't remember this one".

Gwen:" Yeah, I had to do a... A little restoration work. Heh".

Chris then sniffs the painting.

Chris:" Ugh! What's that earthy aroma"?

Gwen:" Oh, it's avant garde! It's stylized! It's... It's... (sigh) it's bear poop".

Chris then vomits on the painting.

Chris:" For showing up last and defacing my portrait, Gwen gets the flush"!

Zoey, Gwen, and I gasp in shock.

Gwen:" What?! No fair! Scott, Mike, and Zoey came back empty handed"!

Chris:" True, but they didn't make me do this".

Chris vomits on the painting again.

Gwen:(sigh)"Fine".

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Gwen gets in the flush of shame.

Gwen:" Good luck, Y/n. I really hope you win"!

"Thank you! We should hang out more".

Chris then flushes Gwen.

Chris:" Who's to flush next? It all comes down to who you want to battle in the finale: Scott, Zoey, or "Mike"?

"Heh, guess I should tell you guys but, I'm going out with Mike and I want him in the finale with me so.. Sorry Scott and Zoey".

Zoey:" Mike is this true, are you actually going out with her"?

Mal:" Sorry to break it to you but the names Mal, and whatever you had with Mike, it's  long gone"(evil chuckle).

Zoey starts crying and gets in the giant toilet.

She looks at Mal.

Zoey:" Goodbye Mike, wherever you are... "

Chris then flushes Zoey.

Scott:" You're making a mistake Y/n"!

"Zip it Scott, I know what I'm doing".

Chris then pushes Scott in the toilet and flushes him.

Chris:" We have our Finalists! Who will rule victorious in the toughest, roughest million dollar challenge ever? Tune in to find out next time on the season finale of

Total...

Drama...

All-Stars... "!