There once was a monkey. His name was Joe. One day, when Joe was in his tree, a man with a purple hat grabbed Joe, and put him in his car! Joe looked around.
"You are curious. Imma name you George." The purple-hatted man said. Joe grew red in the face.
"MAH NAME IS NOT GEORGE YOU IDIOT!!" He screamed. The man took him home, put a piece of paper in a ditto machine (it was like a really old copy machine), and gave the paper to Joe/George. It smelled of bananas.
"YOU LIKE?" Purple man asked.
"LIKE? I LOVE!" Joe/George yelled. "IMMA GO SELL YO HAT!" Joe/George took the man's hat, and sold it on e-bay for 1.00. "I'M RICH!"
The next day, the person that bought the hat showed up. It was no person! It was a hot lady monkey! "Mah name's Georgina." She said.
"MAH NAMES GEORGE!" George said. "I LOVEZ U!"
"I don't." Georgina said. "Imma go rob a bank now." Then she left, and George was alone. Then, a cactus came along, they became compaions for life, and everone lived happily ever after. Not. Two years later, there was a zombie apocolypse, and everyone died.
