"Well, we have a band now! Too bad everyone evacuated town." said Bodur, sounding cheery at first. "To the next town over!" chimed in Mumutits, who was then stopped by Udabn's powerful arm. "Not on foot." he grumbled. "Yeah, we don't have enough time left. Let's try hotwiring someone's car!" suggested Laurence.
As if on cue, a cool and totally non-threatening-looking van screeched to a halt beside the four men. A cute guy with a heart-eyed blue mask poked his head out of the window and grinned. "Looks like you dudes need a ride from Captain No The Love Machine's...Love Machine!" he said in a deep hunky voice. The other four men exchanged weird looks, but shrugged. It was either now or never!
Soon, Captain No was speeding across the next town over, gas pedal to the floor, while the other masked men hung out the windows, whooping and hollering and banging on their instruments! They could finally see people from their van-view, and decided to introduce themselves through song!
"Yo, my name is Bodur
and I'm made of guano!
Don't mistake my multilingual Jabberwocky for flow!
Was born in deep space; hair is poison-laced!
When I sneeze somewhere a baby grows knees on its face!
Sworn to save the streets from evil wrong-doers!
And by that I mean stab myself with shish-kebab skewers!
I've turned my share of bodies into Tunisian crochet!
Stealing offerings from catacombs to Laurence's dismay!"
"I'm gonna package up your soul!
Leave it at the golf course!
I tried to shave your mom but it was tough 'cause she's a horse!
Thirty-eight! Twelve!
Twenty-six! Thirty-two!
...I like chocolate...
But so do you."
"Everybody say OH DIP!
O H D I P!"
"Udabn here!
Won't you play that funky clip?
I was raised by bears,
and a rusty chainsaw!
I get a boner every time I see a broken see-saw!"
"MUMUTITS! HAW-HEE-HAW-HEE HAW-HEE-HAW-HEE-H A A A A A W W W ! ! !"
Their very confused audience had no idea what was going on, but they needed some cheering up through free entertainment after that nuclear explosion. They laughed, they clapped, it was a good time. Eventually, Captain No stopped the van, so that the ragtag mask band could stand on top of it and cause more music-related shenanigans. Captain No felt a little left out, and ditzily sampled the instruments the other men had on hand. To his dismay, none of them seemed to fit him right. He settled for flirting with some nearby women and flexing his abs while the van-top show continued. Many sounds of saxophones, bagpipes, accordions, keys, and of course electric strings and construction-drum-bangs filled the air!
A very nice fan was gracious enough to get the guys something to eat, consisting of finger foods and Cajun Dip, which they happily sampled. They didnt even bother taking their masks off to eat! How messy of them. "Mmm Cojum Dip~" Bodur accidentally said with a mouthful of food, as the other masked men chuckled over how funny Cojum Dip sounded. "Ha! Imagine if that was our band name." half-joked Laurence. Bodur swallowed hard, and his pretty brown eyes gleamed. "WAIT! THAT'S IT! THAT'S OUR BAND NAME!" he exclaimed. Laurence rolled his eyes but he smiled behind his skeleton mask. "K, Cool." he said.
Everyone was having such a fun time, no one realized the sun already went down. The moon was now rising...no...wait. Was it growing? It was awfully big. It actually looks like it's coming closer.
Oh, Dip.
