Xavier was making some food for him and his little friends.
Black Hole:I'm taller than literally everyone is this small planet.
I know Black Hole...I know.
While they wait, some objects divide to clean the apartment a bit, other just watch Tv or play video games, and a few are probably playing with some miniature size toys. Like X, he/they are making what seems to him/them and Four.
Here's the play:
X toy thing:Four, you are the prettiest number in the playground!
Four toy thing:Thank you X!
X toy thing:Marry me Four!
Four toy thing:No.
X toy thing:What! Why?
Four toy thing:I am in love with another!
X toy thing:I'll make them go to space! Who are they?
Four toy thing:He.
X toy thing: :o
Four toy thing:Is.
X toy thing: :o
Four toy thing:YOU!
X toy thing:Really :D?
Four toy thing:No, it's Two.
X toy thing:FOOOOUUUUR!
Four toy thing:Just kidding it's you!
X toy thing:Then Four, will you marry me? :D
Four toy thing:N-
X heard someone sneezed.
X:W-who's there?
Trophy:So, in love with your partner in crime eh?
Yep, Trophy recorded the whole thing.
Trophy:Yep, just wait till Four hears about this.
X:Wha- No, no, no, please don't tell Four! D:
Trophy:Then how about this, you become my personal servant and I won't tell Four about our little secret.
X stayed silent and looked at the hand-made toys that he/they created. He/they sighed.
Knife:Now hold it right there you *beep*
Lightbulb, playing on sound effect keyboard:Sorry folks, this is a cuss-free online book.
Knife:So what if he's wants to marry Four and play with dolls?
Trophy:Well if it isn't the Dora the Explorer fanboy.
Trophy said as he chuckled.
Knife:This has nothing to do with Dora. If X wanted to say he's in love with Four, he can do it by himself you *beeping* retard!
Lightbulb, with the sound effect keyboard:Sorry, Sorry, I'll go now.
Light bulb left the area.
Trophy:I thought you were the "jerk," so why are you bothered helping this dweeb?
Knife:Maybe some jerks have morals, now go to the time out corner and *beep*
Trophy rolled his eyes and walked away.
Lightbulb, with the sound effect keyboard:It wasn't me this time, I swear.
X looked at Knife, he/they was/were a little surprised that he stand up for him.
Knife:This doesn't mean we're friends.
X:Um...okay, but thanks for helping me. :)
Knife rolled his eyes and walked away from X. He looked left and right and he gave himself a proud smile.
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X:Uh, Four can I ask you a question?
Four:Of course X :D! What is it?
X:Four, me and you have been friends for-
A wild Cheese appeared:My wife misses me, but her aim is getting better!
Four and X:...
Cheese:HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
Four and X:...
Cheese:It's funny, because marriage kinda sucks.
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A Room for a bunch of Objects (and Non-objects)
Fiksi PenggemarSo quick summary: Some re-life scientist decides to live in apartment, and most people view him a little lonely (his sons left him and his wife died), but he actually has a lot of small friends 1. I'm not gonna add my objects shows cause it's a fanf...
